There's something amusing that's been on my mind as of late and as your best friend, I HAVE to tell you. I ran into your ex the other day and the real reason she broke up with you came up. Turns out you have a small penis! She was faking every orgasm as to not crush your little heart. Aw, it's okay bb dick! Oh no! Don't tear up on me. I'm just giving you a hard time. I wouldn't hurt you intentionally! I doubt it's really THAT small. Some women are just size queens. There are plenty of girls out there who enjoy an average sized penis. Show me and I'll be the judge. I've seen lots of cock in my life, all sizes. Some men are just growers not showers. Okay...er, get it hard! Wait. That's it?! You poor thing! I can't help my laughter. Look, how about you jerk it for me for at least some momentary pleasure! I'll try to keep this incident between us, but after everything that's happened I can't guarantee I won't spill it to my girlfriends, hahaha!

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