marker pen is ready to go my asshole
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i always try to do this but my asshole is so hard
9 years ago
behaprin
try a candle mchn
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Yikes!! Of course it hurts, it's made of cold, hard metal & plastic!!
*1 Try something that's more like an actual cock -- something with a rounded end, and a bit softer/squeezier, and slightly flexible. Even fruit/veg like banana, zucchini (courgettes, for those of you who speak Brit), etc.
*2 Use some lubrication -- e.g. baby oil, petroleum jelly, or at least some hand lotion.
*3 Make sure you're in a position that allows the anus muscles to RELAX, not one that keeps them tightly closed.
Pay attention to all the sensations that your ass is sending back to you, and with a bit of experimentation, it won't take long at all for you to figure out what works best for you!
*1 Try something that's more like an actual cock -- something with a rounded end, and a bit softer/squeezier, and slightly flexible. Even fruit/veg like banana, zucchini (courgettes, for those of you who speak Brit), etc.
*2 Use some lubrication -- e.g. baby oil, petroleum jelly, or at least some hand lotion.
*3 Make sure you're in a position that allows the anus muscles to RELAX, not one that keeps them tightly closed.
Pay attention to all the sensations that your ass is sending back to you, and with a bit of experimentation, it won't take long at all for you to figure out what works best for you!
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