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Sorry about not being so active yesterday...

I apologize about not being as active yesterday and overnight. Our area had a freak power outage due to active weather in our area (heavy winds, hail storm, etc...) and didn't get power restored until I was at work today. I'll certainly do everything I can to make up for lost time. You guys won't be disappointed. ;)… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Well, Spread-tember is coming to a close...

But don't you worry, as we head deeper into Fall and into Winter, I will definitely promise new kinks and fetishes ahead when it comes to galleries that are trending, as well as the occasional video I run across as being interesting. It's definitely going to be a fun few rest of the months of 2020 for sure. Looking forward to spending that time with you.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Are Patreon and OnlyFans Becoming...

Amid the pandemic we are in for, one has to wonder if Patreon and OnlyFans are turning into "Virtual Strip Clubs" of sorts. I mean, with a lot of REAL strip clubs, especially the VIP Rooms probably too afraid to reopen, these babes need to get their moolah somehow. I mean, it just seems like most of us are stuck heading down to our basements at 2 in the morning, turning on our PCs and getting our fixes with whatever there is. Can't wait for the real deals to reopen again. Getting to the point where we are all going to even remember how fun strip clubs are after COVID is over.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 1

Happy Spreadtember to All!!!

Let's hope everyone had a great first weekend in September, as well as a wonderful Labor Day in the United States. During the month of September, I look forward to at least one gallery a day being devoted to the almighty spread. I can see those kinds of galleries certainly seem to be what I'm sure most people look forward to around here, so I'm definitely going to be delivering on that promise throughout the month.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 3

Wow, Katya Clover has one hecka Twitter Feed!

Mmm... Maybe I'm "drinking the kool-aid" when it comes to who's popular now, and I tell ya what, I can see why there's such a love for Katya Clover all of the sudden. I mean, she's quite active on Twitter of all places, she probably does have loads of love and followers there. Definitely not too afraid to share those photoshoots on there.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 1

Wow, Lety REALLY DOES do stuff!!!

Mmm... Glad I finally learned about this geeky hawtness on Patreon. I've heard about her having a channel on Plexstorm, as well as having a really good YouTube channel. Mmm... Glad I finally subscribed to her. She really is that damn hawt. Seems like someone I'll probably be pledging to for a good, long time, and guess what? She's another redhead! YAY!!! That makes the third or fourth one I've pledged to now? Carlotta Champagne, Dainty Rascal, and I'm trying to remember another one that I may have stumbled onto.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Yay! Reached 500 Friends! What to do?

Looks like I hit a pretty good milestone here so far during my summer here. To celebrate, I'm starting to dream up, maybe a pretty creative gallery at some point. Have to think about a brand new kink that'll be well received. This kind of goes along with a change of scenery as we head into the Fall season as well. Quite a lot to think about for sure, but... That's just part of being with the xHamster family, have to feel yourself around a bit.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 5

Now that we are about ready to head into Autumn...

Well guys, hard to believe that we are less than a month away from kissing summer good-bye. This means that along with it comes having to think of new kinks, new fetishes, and new galleries to look forward to. It just seems as though I had ideas for the summer season, and now that we are getting towards having to rethink and retool for the next few months ahead, I'm sure we'll have to brainstorm what usually is the trend towards September and beyond. I'm probably going to need this weekend to truly think that one over.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 1

Mmm... Wow, Cassie Clarke is AWESOME!!!

I was just looking over the famed brunette hottie Cassie Clarke's Twitter page, and boy, does she ever show herself off in here! Boy, of all the pics and videos to drive a guy horny and insomniac! WOW!!! https://twitter.com/CassieXClarkeRead more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Wow Love that Dainty Rascal Dancer

Mmm... That had to be the luckiest find out of anyone. Why did I not know about her sooner? She probably has to be the best damn strip dancer that Patreon has...PERIOD!!! She really gives me a HUGE case of the hornies every time I watch her dancing videos. I think she earns a long-term support from me. Definitely worth it.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Mmm... LOVE that Madi Anger's Patreon-Only V

If you are on Patreon or OnlyFans, you'll know there's that adorable try-on hauler Madi Anger that's also on YouTube, but I digress. If you were watching her uncut video just released. Mm-MMM, she DEFINITELY showed her hawt side in THIS one! Although it was probably dumb that she used YouTube unlisted for the uncut version instead of Vimeo like she was supposed to. However, with me having RealDownloader, it's on my HDD, so at least it's safe with me. Seems that gives me the opportunity to "encore view" it for sure.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Heh, wow... Surprised Twitter allows this stuff!

So it turns out I cranked out three galleries so far from babes I've been finding on Twitter of all places! Seems there was someone I was following on Tumblr that seems to now moved to Twitter, and brought all the hawtness there with him. That @SensualBeautieX certainly seems to do quite a good job with getting some great stuff in there. I don't think I'll be running out of Random Babe Mixes with his stuff.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

So I've been thinking things over...

In an effort to keep myself consistent with other sites I've been posting to, it seems that to make things fair, I'm looking into a set gallery size going forward, even though I've been in one of those "the more, the better here, and maybe not as much on that other site" kinds of mindsets. HOWEVER, I'm starting to think that maybe it's time to be fair, and give people the same amount here as I do there. So, having said that, both here on xHamster, as well as on ImageFap, I will be doing 24 picture galleries for BOTH sites. That was not easy, since I know xHamster loves the larger galleries. Ho… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Mmm... LOVE RealLifeCam right about now!

So I was tuning into the free cams this morning (about 4 - 4:30 or so), and I was wanting to get my horny fix out of the way by watching babes just wake up and start their day. Damn, I have to say... I probably woke up to probably the performance that almost made me want to jump right through the monitor, and give a pussy a hell of a time! There was a babe plopped right onto a kitchen peninsula, looked like Sunday brunch to me. Mmm... I was almost ready to redecorate myself, and my PC watching her. She clearly needs a guy in her life. That pussy looked like it was asking for it.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Christina Khalil or Amouranth?

I'm in a dilemma right now, now that we are about ready to head into July, and Patreon's going to start charging sales tax. In terms of a $100 tier babe (especially a cosplay babe), I'm torn between whether to keep Christina Khalil or whether to keep Amouranth. I know Amouranth's ALWAYS active on Twitch, which I know I've been watching her stream A LOT!!! However, Christina Khalil does a lot with YouTube try-on hauls (well, Amouranth does, too, but even so), but right now... I'm just getting a bloody headache! Both are awesome, but I'm only going to be going into July with one of them, not bot… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Love Amouranth, pretty hawt Twitch babe

So, it seems that I've pretty much was introduced to Amouranth on YouTube and Patreon before knowing she was most active on Twitch and Instagram more so than either one of the other two. Makes me wonder why I splurged that $100 on Patreon for her if she seems to have hotter scenes on Instagram? I mean, yeah, I do love her cosplay videos on Patreon, I'm starting to think she does a sexier job doing her Just Dance streams on Twitch. Wow... So many Patreon subscriptions I regret falling for. Whelp, guess THAT drained that $1200 stimulus.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

I love you, Jenna Citrus, but SHAVE THAT BUSH!!!

Stumbled onto another hottie on Patreon today, and wow, she does do a heck of a job with her try-on hauls. She might have the sexiest tiny titties, and does a lot of cool slips with her dress and gown try-ons, but jeez, the thing that turns me off is that super hairy bush on her cunt. Wondering if I should switch back to Taylor Dare. Hmm... NOW I'm feeling torn about who to REALLY go into July with when the sales tax on Patreon pledges hit. My plans are going to be a bit tricky.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 1

Seems I weeded the Patreon List in time for July

Whelp, wasn't easy, but...for now, it seems it's probably best, as much as I thought some of the babes I've subscribed to on Patreon were hawt, they were WAAAAY too expensive per month, and they didn't really do much to make me feel horny for that money. I mean, if one has to spend more than $150 a month on a Patreon babe in hopes that they'd do something hawt. Heh. I mean, I love Christina Khalil and Destiny Noel, they do a good job with their bikini and lingerie hauls, but they just don't do any behind the scenes wardrobe changes that seem to be popular. It was a painful decision to axe thos… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago 1

Mmm... REALLY love that Tiffany Grace's vide

If you have been on YouTube or Instagram, you'd know there's that uber hot fashionista star Tiffany Grace that does her wardrobe changes that I feel REALLY horny about. Wow, why doesn't she have a Patreon? She would be SUPER hawt having one of those behind the scenes footages, or those in between shots of her putting on her undergarments before doing her videos. That would be SUPER HAWT if she did that. :zany_face: <3 :) ;) I mean, I'm sure I'm not the only one wishing she'd be on Patreon or OnlyFans, or whatever, but yeah...she'd definitely ROCK with behind the scenes, extended uncut war… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago

Mmm... That Valentina Victoria is DAMN HAWT!!!

Wow... I know I was talking about Patreons that I'm subscribed to, and wondering who I should keep as we transition into July, and what not. Well, I think the videos she just put out on there now seems like...yeah, she's definitely staying on my list of Patreons to support for sure. At least she has her highest tier at $58 or so, which is quite doable. Way better than $150 - $200 that a lot of others seem to want for that same horniness and awesomeness. So, yeah, she's DEFINITELY staying on with me, even with the sales tax going into effect there.… Read more

Posted by WedgeBob 4 years ago