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Sincere man hopes to forge open and honest relationship with woman who respects honesty<br/>And now for something completely different.<br/><br/>Good day ladies!<br/><br/>I'm a thoughtful sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than gambling with the right woman.<br/><br/>The first thing people usually notice about me is my down to earth personality, closly followed by my smashing sausage. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My sausage and arms are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the thoughtful person I am.<br/><br/>I work as a maintenance technician, helping people. This allows me to exercise my skills: leadership and carpentry. I would like to tell you about the time I met Adam Sandler, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.<br/><br/>My life goals include:<br/>Meet Eric Idle<br/>Become the best maintenance technician I can be<br/>Help all the people in the world<br/>If you're the right woman for me, you'll be smart and open minded. You won't be afraid to play and will have a healthy respect for honesty.<br/><br/>My ideal date would involve cooking in bed with a kind woman by my side. While we're there, I compliment your bare feet.<br/><br/>Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of gentleman I am.<br/><br/>A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?<br/><br/>I urge you, get in touch