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I will not friend you if you have no favorites or galleries. Please do not ask to be friends if you have teen content. No one under 21 is allowed on my profile

IF YOU HAVE PASSWORD PROTECTED CONTENT ON YOUR PROFILE, DON’T EVEN BOTHER TO TRY AND FRIEND ME, UNLESS YOU INTEND TO GIVE ME THOSE PASSWORDS, WHEN WE BECOME XHAM. FRIENDS. IF THEY REMAIN UNAVAILABLE TO ME, I WILL UNFRIEND YOU**. SO,IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHY, THAT’S THE REASON. I WILL MAKE AN OCCASIONAL EXCEPTION IF THERE ARE STORIES ON YOUR PROFILE THAT I LIKE, OR AM INTERESTED IN.

**If this sounds harsh, I don't mean it to be. I just have a pet peeve with profiles that have hidden videos or photos, or whatever, hidden, and labled for friends only, and then when one becomes friends with that person, they are still unavailable. It's kind of senseless and rude.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but, I don't think I'll ever understand this fascination with squirting, which it seems to me, is really peeing. I never thought so many people are into pee, or water sports. In all sincerity, I don't really think they are. I think some, person, or people started to call it squirting and attached some Hot sexual connotation to it, indicative that it was something very EROTIC and SPECIAL sexually, and like a number of things it caught on. Now peeing while your being played with, or being sexually manipulated is supposed to be special. I don't see it, nor do I understand it, nor am I interested in it. I think the same thing happened with spitting on either a cock or cunt while being blown, eaten or getting ready to fuck. What's so fucking special about being spit on??? Now something else new has come along. actually drooling one's saliva into your partners mouth. In most cases YUCK!!!! In some special cases, when you're REALLY, REALLY, HEAD OVER HEELS into someone, and, or in love with them, and you're both in the midst of really HOT, PASSIONATE SEX. When the sex and feelings are white HOT, then I can see doing it. But, with some hook-up that you never saw before, couldn't care less about, and will most likely never see or fuck again......NO WAY. Then, I find it to be disgusting. There's a scene in the film "Disobedience" with Rachel Weisz, where she plays an estranged lesbian daughter of a very prominent Jewish Hassidic Rabbi, She's left the community and gone to America from England. Her father has passed away and she comes back for his funeral, and she and her female lover are in bed, and the action gets so HOT that she Weisz dribbles her saliva into the other woman's mouth. That happens to be sizzling HOT. Actually, I think I have that scene in my favs on here.

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I saw this on someone's profile just today. As I read it, I realized that, actually, it could have been written by me: "My horizons are expanding since I've come on here! I'm very surprised at what appeals to me."

I know this profile is very long. Sorry. It's just that I'm very long winded, as my ex wife would say. Also, since the Covid-19 quarantine has us in the house, I seem to be obsessed with porn...well, at least more than I've ever been, I should say. I have a great deal of different likes and desires sexually. I appreciate lots of different stuff. So, since I'm now at the computer almost all the day I'm just putting up many things that appeal to me. some of it, I wouldn't have put up before...not that I don't like them, just that I ordinarily wouldn't like them enough to post. In some instances, that's changed.
Also, just recently, I decided to sort my videos and create individual categories. I'm not sure yet that I like it. And, me being me, I just might go back to how it was before. However, I'm sticking with it for now. I don't like how it shows. up on the front page of my profile. Before, I used to like to create variety, and not have all the same types of videos together. I especially tried to show variety of all my many likes in those first nine videos, and six galleries of photos that showed up on my front page automatically.
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Now, that said, I just wanted to add this....One of the things I like most about XHamster is that, no matter what you like, no matter what your perversion or fetish is, or what you look like or how far from the norm, or close to it you are, it's here. There's something for EVERYONE on here. If you like it and it pertains to SEX, it's here for you. You may have to do a bit of searching, but, you should be able to find it. And, I'm sure you'll find that it's a search that will get your dick hard or you cunt wet.
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I keep promising myself that I'm going to edit this profile down, and get it much shorter. I know it's much too long and repetitious in spots.( I apologise in advance for this.

Finally. If you've read all the crap up until now, I congratulate you. Here's a bit about me.

A thought....I'm amazed by (I realise I'm showing my age here, but, so what.) the thongs that I see nowadays that are worn in public. My wife started wearing thongs in the late eighties; they weren't as "stringy" as the ones seen now; and she caused (she was 5'1", 112lbs, very curvey, and wore a C to D cup, depending on the bra) a great deal of attention and open mouthed stares.

I almost always go for what's unusual; the atypical, what's uncommon, or unconventional, not vanilla.. I am into a great deal of kink, bi sex, and what those NOT on this site might consider to be obscene or depraved....and I LOVE it.

I try to keep my favorites HOT, unusual, diverse, and genuine, but it's always a challenge. I hope I'm getting it right,and it's always nice to hear if I'm doing it well from my fellow Pervs. As I'm sure you can tell, my sexual interests are quite varied. I have many different perversions. I love sex in innumerable different ways, and can find sexuality and eroticism in many different forms where most wouldn't. I also go through different phases or periods, ya know, sort of like Picasso who had his Blue, Rose, Cubism, etc. periods to name a few. I think if you go through my pages of Favs, you may find that there is a good deal of diversity, with a hint of what my perversions are. You'll see, I'm sure that at the top of my list is Assplay of many different types. Fisting is a favorite, as is anal fucking, both receiving and giving with both men and women. I also have weakness for cuckolding, and have been involved in it innumerable times (just a note on this...although my wife is an extremely strong person, capable and forthcoming, she nevertheless, is sexually submissive. I am somewhat the same as a person in general, even though I enjoy a number of activities that would normally be considered submissive...such as getting fucked, fisted, and being cuckolded. Actually, for us, Cuckold, is really the wrong term. I'm always with her when she is with another man, or men, and I am always I control. When I offer my wife to others, men or women, although she is the one physically enjoying the pleasure of it, she would be the first to tell you that it's for me....for both of us. While with others, sucking cock or cunt; getting fucked, be it in her cunt or ass; when she is being spanked; caned, bound, or whatever, it is always for both of us. Again, she would be the first one to say this. And, for the most part, I am in control. Now, that's not to say that I she hasn't enjoyed a reversal of roles when I'm sub to men, which I am. Nothing is etched in stone. It always depends on "chemistry," want, the stuation, and the time and place. In fact, one of my many pleasures in life is having my wife's beautiful ass and gorgeous cunt siting over my face with fresh load hot cum inside of her, to drip into my mouth. YUMMMMMMM. I also love hairy cunts and pits. I love when a woman has a great deal of pubic hair, and if it extends to her thighs, and, or down to her asshole that's even better. I also love sniffing, and licking a woman's wet, pungent, hairy pits. I like and can get into TV's and Transgendered people. I may have mentioned that I (very) occasionally prefer masculine women, and feminine men during these periods. And, although my wife, the love of my life, is 5'1", 112lbs, very curvy with big breasts and an hourglass figure, very often, I'm very into larger people. In women, from BBW to just chubby or chunky (I never really go for very slim, or skinny women or men). Model types are definitely not my preference. Fat thighs and asses can drive me wild with desire, as can a big, soft, hanging belly. I also like big men. But, with me nothing is "etched in stone." It all depends on the situation, the person and the "chemistry" between us. Everything I love is a preference. I can get into most things when all else is right. As I said, I like the unusual, and highly perverse by normal societal standards. And, I'm DEFINITELY Pansexual.

(Extra, Extra: My Directions for a GREAT blow job: 1- It's all in the TONGUE. Lots, and Lots of TONGUE. Vary the tongue action swirl it, especially around the underside of the head. Go down to the base and lick it all the way to the head, ending in a few swirls around the head. Vary the action. 2-NO HANDS! 3- Moderate pace & vary it a little. NO JACKHAMMER SPEED. 4-Be consistently inconsistent, and constant. Just keep sucking and he'll love you for it. 5-Swallow if you want, or spit it. Who the fuck cares? He's cum already, that's the goal, and only thing that counts. Whether you swallow or not, or show him the cum in your mouth are extras and purely psychological. Those things are nice, but are just, as I've said, extras.)

In Cuckolding videos, I love when it's obvious that the husband is there, talking to his wife while she's being fucked. It ads something special if you're aware of his presence, speaking, or trying to direct the action. Although some of them overdo it and become just a distraction and or a pain in the ass about it. With this type it becomes very obvious that he's either GAY, or BI and still in the closet, and sitting there wishing it was him being fucked but afraid to be found out.

I like real people in real situations. Studio porn almost always turns me off, rather than on. I tend to not like the gorgeous model types, and go for the unusual, normal, every day people; those that don't have perfect bodies, or that sometimes, might even be considered ugly by others. I find beauty in many unusual ways and places. I like basic, gritty, real people, with real likes and behavour. I LOVE PERVS! However, as I may have said, nothing is "etched in stone." These are preferences, and I'm open to, at least trying most everything. For me, anything goes, as long as the participants are over age, and consenting. I'll go back to the 60's and 70s and at the dawn of the sexual revolution...If it feels good, do it.

I keep trying to edit (down) my video, and photo collection, but it's quite difficult to do. It's just like the "Myth of Sisyphus." As soon as I trim it down, it seems that I find newer, and better stuff to add. Also, I can occasionally grow tired of watching or looking at the same things over and over again. I prefer new experiences and even, occasionally some surprises. Also, I find that my Friends list, becomes so large that it could be considered irrelevant. I can't believe it's now up to more than 3500. Right now it's going up again). It begins to look as if I collect friends just to build a list. I realize that there are people that do that for some reason or other. So, occasionally, I trim that list. I apologize to those that I might take off. It's often for space, NOT because I'm not into you any longer, nor appreciative of your friendship. One thing further on Friends: I often request friendship on profiles that say: that the profile is only open to friends. I usually want to see it, and then decide if I want to keep them on my list. I am particular in which friends I choose. The strictly vanilla, straight fucking, nothing unusual, studio porn, rehearsed porn, etc, is usually a quick rejection by me. I'm sorry, but I want what I want on My friends list. And, if your profile has hidden, passwords or coded favorites in it, saying that they are available to your friends only...and then, when we become "friends," and I'm not given the code and can't see them, I will immediately delete you.. Good luck to you all. And, truthfully, what's the big deal being on someone's list. It's not that meaningful in someone's life, really. It's nice, and it gives one easy access to the people with similar views, tastes, etc, but, other than that...so what? I laugh when I read some of the restrictions people put on here for admission to their friends list. They take it so seriously. I believe in life, one shouldn't sweat the small stuff. If I don't meet someone's requirements, SO WHAT? There are over 23 million people on XHamster at any given time. I don't think if I miss one person, or even a few, it's the end of the world as we know it. Anyway, I just wanted to say, that I usually only want people on my friends list that may have some effect on my cock, and libido, and that have similar interests. There is other criteria as well, but won't go into that here. There has to be something that really turns me on. Now, that's a pretty wide range ...LoL. One more thing...on rare occasions, when II try to send a message to someone, or invite them to friends, or post on their profile, I get a message that says I'm blocked by that person. Every single time that happens, I'm left wondering why, as i don't know that person, or have ever had anything whatsoever to do with them. But, again, so what? On to the next Perv.

I'm starting to think I have to give up eliminating friends. It's almost like the myth of Sisyphus (as soon as I roll that big ball up the hill, it starts to come down again, and I have to start all over). There are just too many interesting, unique, hot profiles, people, videos, stories, and photos on here. Trying to trim the list down becomes almost impossible for me. Also, I know I've upset some people for eliminating them multiple times. Sometimes in my efforts to trim down, I duplicate as there are so many great profiles on here. Oh, there's a lot of SHIT too,but I do my best to try and weed those out.

I will hardly ever consider friendship with profiles with no video content. I also lean towards not "friending" profiles with just friends, and no videos. or photos. I usually don't add videos with just straight fucking and sucking, even if the people in it are what's usually considered beautiful. Beautiful is different things to different people. As is said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, I sometimes will add straight fucking or sucking videos if I think they are extraordinary...done very well, or the people are REALLY HOT. I hate commercial porn which is usually rehearsed and faked. In fact, I usually find it very boring and that it won't even come close to getting me hard; whereas, real, amateur, spontaneous stuff has the opposite effect on me. Even if the recording quality is bad, which is often so. Even though, I will still always go for what's HOT.

I've done and seen it all...and, I do mean all. I'm bi. I prefer women, but am more and more into men lately. I like people that are imperfect, real, earthy, kinky, hairy, chubby, passionate hedonistic to the nTH degree, both men, and women. This doesn't mean that I don't like or appreciate what is considered beautiful by most. All these are just preferences,They are not "etched in stone." I tend to like masculine, hairy, thick, chubby, women (by the way, I love very feminine women as well. The love of my life, was the most feminine woman I've ever known. We were together for 19 years, and she is also perhaps, the least Vanilla woman I've ever known), and all types of men. I tend to be submissive with men, and Dom. with women, but have switched with both sexes on occasion. It's all in the chemistry. As I said these are just preferences. My ex wife and I, and, before her, many girlfriends, used to play together with men and and share. Had many an orgy, or gang bang...sometimes me being the recipient, sometimes her, other times others being the prime participant. I love to suck cock, and, perhaps even more, to eat pussy. I love to get fucked and fisted. My ex and other girlfriends used to fist me regularly. Men did me also, and I did them as well. I spent quite a few nights in the slings of "The Mine Shaft" in NYC before it was closed. I also went to Eulenspiegel society meetings and parties. I frequented The Hellfire Club. I'm extremely versatile and, on occasion, can really get into, and enjoy vanilla sex as well. I also had been to Plato's Retreat many times while it was still open.

I love this site, and am on it often. I love the people here and the Porn. Keep it up (pun intended) Hamster. I'd like to find a woman who would be a fisting partner, both receiving and giving. I used to have many, and it was FANTASTIC fun. Finding men, is no problem. However, I don't know if I can ever find a woman that can take my very large fist.

Update: It seems as if it's becoming more and more difficult to find unique videos...the ones to my standards that is. However, I'm still trying. If you have anything unusual that you think i would like, please let me know.

I'm VERY into hairy women, and I always was. However, a long time ago, I started to get into bald cunts. I even had my ex wife waxing her pussy for a while. This was before Waxing and shaving became stylish and trendy. Now, I really prefer (very) hairy again...to an extreme, in fact. My ex wife is VERY hairy with the hair migrating on to her upper thighs, and just a bit around to her ass crack and hole. She's got a Humongous clit. She doesn't shave her pits either, which I love. We always had a treadmill in our home, and both of us used it regularly. When I used to come off of it from usually between 45 to 60 minutes I had to walk through our bedroom to get to the master bathroom to shower. I always got waylayed by her wanting to put her face into my pits to enjoy the aroma. Needless to say, I was at least as enthusiastic about her hairy pits when she would do the same. Other than that, she is totally smooth and hairless

Just one more thing...I am a World Class hugger and kisser. And, a World Champion Pussy Eater, and Cock Sucker.....I have references.

Again, If we become XHamster "friends," if you have locked videos, or galleries, and don't provide the password for me, I won't accept you, and or will delete you. I know this is "cruel" of me, but, I'm sure you'll survive the hurt...LoL.

I realize that I've droned on and on here, and that this section is a little repetitive at times. I apologise for that.

Oh, just one more thing....I'm super turned on by Transgender (especially FTM), Transexual, and all those types of things.

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