About

Looking for some one to kiss me goodbye after a long night of kissing me hello.

Piston in a engine or deep slow rhythm stick beat,,, depends on what time your husband comes back from his round of golf.

When my wife left,i was sad,upset and lonely.
Since then I've got a dog,baught a new motorbike,shagged two women and blown a grand on drugs and drink.She'll go fucking mental when she gets in from work.

The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose,the second time some one calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse,well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.

I think every women should have the experience of a lover who has 1)the equipment 2)the skill 3)the confidence to absolutely own her sexually) and every husband should probably see it happen.Many men have no idea what sort of sexual creatures there wife's are.

Hi,how much is the rent on this amazing apartment?
But sir this is a liquor store.

I prayed to the goods of sex, drugs, and rock and roll,so you can believe my amazement when they answered my prayers.
They sent nacked photos of my ex mother in law, a bottle of bromide and a 12inch version of "Behind the green door" by shaken fucking stevens

If you ever need some one to drink with,i'll drink with you.
If you ever need a shoulder to cry on,i'll drink with you.
I guess what i'm trying to say is:i love drink!

You'll do it like any self-respecting woman does.
Get on your back,point your heels to Jesus and think of hand bags.

A diamond with flaws and a pebble with none or should it be the other way round?.

Hello Everyone normal fit polite and healthy separated bloke here maybe this will tell you more about me I was a "Tiswas" kid- the Phantom flan flinger and his flan pies for no rhyme or reason held a strong curiosity for me (I really think it was just the word "flan" :).As for Noel Edmonds and his "Multi-coloured swap shop" it was just a big no way hosay

It would be nice to chat and make friends with new people on here to see how things pan out, all though after being on hamster for a couple of months I've come to realise its a little like a cattle mart of single guys searching for that elusive couple or single female.

We are sat in the pub you are dressed in your best office secretary slut clothes and the poor guy sat opposite with his wife cant keep his eyes of the split in the side of your skirt showing your stocking tops.I'm whispering in your ear what a cock teasing hot whore you are and can you imagine the filthy fucking thoughts the guy is having about fucking you and using you like a horny slutty office bitch you are,how he wants to take you to the toilets lift your skirt fuck you quick and fast then send you back to your boss cum dripping from your used cunt and beging to be used and abused.

If I ask all them questions,will you take all your clothes off?

Linda La Hughes (Kathy Burke) Gimme Gimme Gimme,- Karen Walker(Megan Mullally)Will and Grace,- Mrs Betty Slocombe (Mollie Sugden)Are you Being Served,-if im honest 99.9% of all the over the top make wearing low top, thick thighed barmaids I have ever seen in real life or on television,-David Ginola(ex footballer)and one very sexy human being in every sense of the word,-

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