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We are:
Polly and Tone, male and female couple, heterosexual
From:
Norwich, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Male and female couple, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Income:
Average
Webcam:
Yes
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About us

Perhaps it is best to get this in the open first... We are NOT interested in "having fun" with single or "solo" guys. It seems we need to put it here as most single guys do not read beyond the first couple of lines. We will always try to be polite, but those who insist that they are the "greatest thing" or that they will be giving Polly "The time of her life" will just find themselves "blocked".

Unfortunately we now have to add the statement that I (Polly) am not interested in coming over to meet another couple on my own. I am not a performing seal just there to entertain your (often) deluded hubby or partner. However, if you ladies would like a girl-only meet, then I am always open to suggestions.

Anyway...

We are a polite, educated, professional couple enjoying a comfortable life-style, secure in a strong marriage. So, why are we here ? The easy answer would be "Why not"? Perhaps a more accurate answer would be to say that events in our lives have promoted the acceptance of our own mortality which in turn prompts us to enjoy life and the opportunities that abound therein to the fullest.

It is usually I, Polly, who views the messages in the evenings and Tone during the day, but be sure to respect both of us. I am not looking for a replacement for my man, he remains my number one soulmate! I do like compliments of course (who doesn't) but I am definitely not interested in meeting other males alone, no matter how attractive or alluring you think you are.

Now, my hubby has a vivid (and wicked) imagination that often gets me (and sometimes my girlfriends) into trouble!! That being said, I do like risqué play and am a budding exhibitionist, especially if I have a partner in crime with me! In addition, I am very comfortable with the fact that fun with other women is what I am seeking, much to hubby's delight!!

So, to that end we are looking for a female partner to join us in our new adventures! Now I know that sounds like an old cliché, but it's the truth (and yes, hubby is a very lucky man)! We are also be interested in getting to know other genuine couples with similar interests. We are NOT interested in or encourage approaches from single guys at the moment, especially from those of you who seem to think a photo of your or (more likely) someone else's "tadger" is endearing. Trust us... It is not!

We do travel around the UK quite a bit with our professional engagements and are seeking new "adventures" in and around our busy lives!

So... Come have a chat!

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2. To Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from us to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action.
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the_major
the_major Host 6 months ago
to Villieboy2023 : Thank you for the invitation, but we are not looking for any more single men at the moment.
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Villieboy2023 6 months ago
HI I'M IN NORFOLK EAST ANGLIA UK FRIEND ME PLEASE ? THANK YOU SO MUCH. !
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HelenS46 7 months ago
Hi both ! Thanks for your invite. Message me sometime. Helen x
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funblkguy69
funblkguy69 8 months ago
Delightful profile pic!
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the_major
the_major Host 1 year ago
to biodegradablepsycho : Thank you for the invitation, but we have to decline.
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Perlican
Perlican 1 year ago
A truly fabulous introduction. Such a change, bluntly. A shame I'm not in your demographic!
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biodegradablepsycho
Add me please 💋💋
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the_major
the_major Host 1 year ago
Hi!  We are pleased that you enjoyed our profile and its content.  What did you particularly enjoy?  xx
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cdshazza
cdshazza 1 year ago
great profile have fun
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michael1650
michael1650 2 years ago
Beautiful x
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jistwant2eepussy 2 years ago
Love knowing there's at least one guy out there living the dream, hope it lasts a lifetime.
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the_major
the_major Host 3 years ago
Thank you, but we are not looking for single male friendships.
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the_major
the_major Host 3 years ago
Vielen Dank für das angebot, aber wir sind nicht an alleinstehenden männern interessiert.
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richiedaf 3 years ago
Any update pictures???
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the_major
the_major Host 3 years ago
to Bisabella69 : Thank you!  We hope that you enjoy our photos and Videos. xx
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Bisabella69
Bisabella69 3 years ago
Friendship request accepted.
Kind regards, Isabella :kiss:
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CalendulaFella
CalendulaFella 3 years ago
I would love to give my life to such a perfect couple as a personal house slave one day. Doing all the housework, cooking, cleaning, gardening so my owners have nothing to worry about and could concentrate on their own pleasure. Of course, locked in permanent chastity, denied and always ready to serve in any way my owners require. Got me excited just imagining it. :smile: xx
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sohard1983
sohard1983 3 years ago
Great Profile, looks like you get upto a lot of fun! Stay safe and keep enjoying it, i hope to be able to keep seeing your updates on here :wink:
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TonyRogersUK
TonyRogersUK 4 years ago
great profile 
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CupesCee 4 years ago
Nice couple
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the_major
the_major Host 4 years ago
to don494 : Why?  We have no interest in you, especially as you seem illiterate.  So it is a NO.
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don494
don494 4 years ago
add
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Ria3xx
to the_major : That's so nice thank you, your compliments are much appreciated xx
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the_major
the_major Host 4 years ago
to Ria3xx : You are more than welcome!  Polly and I had quite a long discussion about how good you and your photos are.  An absolute pleasure to find someone who knows how to pose so naturally!  Thank you again!
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Ria3xx
loving the comments on my "Pretty in Pink 2" pictures, thanks xx Ria xx
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show_me_yours 4 years ago
Nice gallery, hopefully you can add me and I can follow your adventures
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the_major
the_major Host 4 years ago
to SlaveSlutJane : Thank you.  xx  WE would like to investigate how we can incorporate you in our fun!  xx
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SlaveSlutJane
your story about Anne2  left me so wet and wanting the same, you two must be so hot, mmmmm nice
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maghaberry
maghaberry 4 years ago
Thank you for a very honest post; quite unusual on here. Maybe we can speak further. Agneta and Brian
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Perlican
Perlican 4 years ago
to the_major : Just being honest
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