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Hello and thanks for your interest. Many married couples that I've met have always expressed an interest to try a sybian, but the only option they had was to purchase it. The problem was that it was just too damn expensive at $1,300. By some crazy luck, I was able to get one. I then saw an opportunity to share it with all who were interested.

The following is a list of rules I go by:

1. NO GAY, BISEXUAL, OR SINGLE MEN! I fully understand why you would want to ride my sybian, but it’s just not going to happen.

2. I’m looking for only MARRIED couples or single ladies who can handle meeting a stranger for a sexual rendezvous. I am NOT interested in men who "have a female friend that would love to try your toy".

3. I CANNOT host. I live with roommates and the walls are very thin.

4. Where ever the sybian goes, I go. I need to be within 10 feet of the machine. If it's a hotel room, I need to be in the same room. If it's someone's house, I can be in another room. So long as I'm close to the machine. This is not for any sexual thrills (well, just a little!). I haven't found a reliable way to let someone borrow the machine and to get it back. I don't even let friends borrow it. This is an UNBREAKABLE rule. Sorry.

5. I do not charge anyone to use this machine. It’s free to use.

6. I wouldn't say no, but I'm not interested in any sexual contact. The only thing I'm concerned with is that my machine gets used.

7. I take care of the cleaning of the machine. The machine and all components are cleaned using a mild bleach solution and I also do a wipe down with antibacterial wipes in front of the couple.

8. I give the couple a brief tutorial on how to use the machine. After that, the controls are given to whoever wants to be in control.

9. I usually first meet interested couples at a public area (coffee house, a bar, store, etc.) so we can feel comfortable with each other. Both sides of a couple MUST be present. This rule is flexible. I understand that a first meeting does not guarantee anything more. If you feel that it’s not working out, you folks can walk away.

10. The complete and total privacy of the couple is my HIGHEST priority. I don't take any pictures or videos nor do I want pictures or videos taken of me. You folks can take pictures/videos for yourselves, but I don't want any of them. I keep all correspondence (email addresses, text messages, and/or phone numbers) only for as long as I need them. Unless the couple says it's okay to keep them, I delete them after any successful meetings.