About

I like voluptuous women; NOT fat women. There is a difference. Keep your bodily functions to yourself. I'll let you know when it's okay to tell me about them; I'll probably ask.
I like fitness...for now. I've never run a marathon, but I go to the gym. I want to eat healthy, but I'm a thin guy so I don't count calories, carbs, or eat salad dry.
Don't lie to me.
There have been several women I've dated who I've either asked or I told them I don't get into relationships with smokers. These unfortunate women had the pleasure of seeing someone "kick them to the curb" after they've had sex with me. They thought the sex would make me overlook the smoking. I can never understand why they look or act so surprised by me cutting them loose.
As I said before. I like a woman with curves, but I really don't go for the hardcore fitness types. Is that unfair? Maybe. But for me, women are supposed to feel soft (in the right places).
What's a woman with curves? Or more to the point, what is the most I'll put with as far as how "heavy" she is? Well: she doesn't complain about walking for a few hours. She's not winded or dreads taking the stairs going up. Her waist is smaller than her hips. And her stomach is not covering the front of her belt. (She also has to be able to wear a belt.) I would really prefer it not touch her belt at all. But not every woman can be from South America.
She can't have "cankles." Sorry, but cankles are simply not attractive. Also tiny calves and she has a big butt is kind of a turn off. It just looks so....silly. The same with big bodies and tiny hands. How are you going to have elbow cleavage and tiny hands?!
Hygiene is SUPER important. If she can't take care of herself then she's not looking out for herself. If she is not important to herself then that is a 'No' at this station. "There's the door!" Hair, body odor, clothes, & make-up have to be up to par. No exceptions. I'm not saying you have to look like Sofia Vergara 24/7, but appearances do matter.
Not a complicated guy. I'll try anything once as long as it has nothing to do with gay-stuff, swimming with sharks, bridge jumping, or petting animals that require cages.
Odd Bucklist Item? I would like to have sex with a lesbian with cute short hair and looks like a dude about the shoulders & waist. I guess they are usually the "bulls"(?) in a lesbian couple.
Oddest Thing to happen to me during sex? Ate the girl out, and when she orgasm she orgasm hard. She grabbed my head and humped my mouth really hard...and I liked it. lol I thought that bit of role reversal was funny.
Another Bucket List Item? Want to do a sexy senior citizen woman. I'm thinking probably an older black woman.