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Panties

Wore panties out in public today. What a rush, wondering who noticed and such. I can really get used to panties.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 9 years ago 1

Intense Sex Dream

The dream I had was so damn intense. I dont know how I ended up there but I was on stage jerking off in front of a loud and rowdy crowd. With a roar I blew my load all over my chest and stomach. It was crazy. Then some guys came up and busted their loads on me too. I woke up breathing heavily, cock rock hard, and i was checking myself for cum. It was nuts. Felt so real. Nothing like that ever happened in real life. Never tried. Yet there i was, on stage beating my cock. Guys beating their dicks with me. whoa.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 9 years ago

Dick Pics Are Wonderful.

Unsolicited dick pics might be one of the hottest things in the world to me. Receiving them isnt a normal thing. Rare. Im not some super sexy cam model or some young slutty thing so some guy thinking I should see his cock is hot. turns me on. In all seriousness, most unsolicited porn sent to me is hot. Figured that went without saying. Just something about a guy sending me this picture of a(his) cock just gets the blood flowing. Whether its him showing off or him thinking that I just need to see it, the fact it happened makes me smile. Theres a lot of rabble rabble about cock avatars. Wo… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 9 years ago 2

I Hate That Guy

You know that guy, the one who has to name every single model/pornstar even though he was never asked. Fucking know-it-all. He does it on pictures and videos. Things get deleted. He shows up in chat rooms. You're talking about how hard the model is making you and he has to tell you who she is even though you dont give a damn. He was that k** in school who would answer a question with a lengthy response that crushes the flow of the lesson. You go from being on a comfortable pace thats suitable for you to hitting wet concrete and your flow is ruined.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 9 years ago 2

Messed me up man!

French tips and pink nails are my top two looks for nails. I love em. They scream feminine, sexy, and of course, they're very pleasant on the eyes. The thing about them is that not only do I associate them with what I like in porn, they're popular outside of porn. It sucks when I see something I associate with porn in real life in a situation where what I like can be ruined. Seeing a girl under 18 rock a look that I associate with porn can ruin that very quickly. She had pink nails and it messed me up. Then of course I wanted to talk about this with someone but because it involves a girl… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago

I actually went on cam!

Today, I broadcast on live cams. I actually got viewers and a couple comments in chat that werent hurtful. It was awesome. I couldnt believe people actually stuck around to watch. I might have to do it again soon, it was exciting.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago

Its just fun to say

"Chav Slags" are not only fun to look at but its just plain fun to say. Chav slags hahaha. hot slutty girls with a funny derogatory title. alright alright alright giggidy.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago

I Do Not Like That

Deleted videos bother me. I dont go about favoriting EVERY movie so the ones that I did favorite, I really liked it. Seeing it deleted without an explanation sucks. An explanation would help sooth the savage b**st who lost spank bank material due to circumstances out of his control.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago 1

Damn Girl

Sometimes, all she has to do is show me one titty for me to become a drooling masturbator. Just one titty. Now if she shows me both titties, im a gooner. Three titties....whoa.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago

Woe Is Me

I just want to stay home today. Watch porn, watch cams, browse pictures, chat, roleplay, cyber, be a total fucking pornslut today. but nooooooo, responsibilities call. fuck.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago

Weirdo

I swear that Im an odd duck. My favorite videos tend to be shemale/tranny stuff. My pictures tend to be female. When Im watching cams, it tends to be guys. I am all over the place sexually.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 10 years ago 4

Fuck Your Standards

Its porn. I dont need to know your name, address, what you look like, and your astrology sign. Being my friend here is as simple as sending a request. It looks worse bitching about lack of content on someones profile than it is not having any content on your profile. I mean, I get it. I want to know what revs your engine. On the flip side, I also get that theres people out there who just dont care about showcasing their tastes. But to hold it against them like you're some superior being, go fuck yourself. Its porn. Lots of delicious porn. We dont need no stinkin friendship requirements.… Read more

Posted by smashmortion 11 years ago 3