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A rant about pornstars and facials

Yesterday I was watching the umpteenth facial compilation just to skip 80% of the scenes because the "facial" was just a drip on the girl's chin. Sometimes I really don't understard how the male performer can't shoot a decent load on some beautiful girl whom she's talking dirty and such. Damn, if you have a Riley Reid on her knees jerking you off and talking dirty you should cover her face like there's no tomorrow! There are some scenes with pornstars I'd like to see covered in cum that end with a disappointing facial, because the cumshot is less than poor or 'cause of that position where the… Read more

Posted by Ichigo84 11 years ago 5

Big Tits pic on wall Cum Tributes

I fucking love these!! :D Hoping this can be a list of the best ones here. Please please post any vids or profiles? Ok enough BS, time to get some big tits covered in cum.. pyraruku - http://xhamster.com/user/pyraruku my pyraruku favorite - http://xhamster.com/movies/1416493/cum_on_jenny.html Cheers… Read more

Posted by slumlords 11 years ago 3

Where is the Innovation in US Porn

It is time to recognize that the US is falling behind in the production of hot new porn. Yes, the shoots are technically good. Yes, we have high definition (HD) cameras. Yes, we have some pretty, young women. Nevertheless, we are losing the creativity battle with the Japanese! Japanese producers are ahead of the US in developing new ways to showcase their 'oralists.' Not only are the gokkun girls effective at containing semen with their hands and swallowing it but the screenplays are inventive. They have given us newsreaders who swallow and screw on camera, time stopping, unlimited license… Read more

Posted by beardedlion 11 years ago 3

Futa fans

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Posted by gun_bunny 13 years ago

Favorite Peter North Cumshots!

Calling all Peter North fans.....What are your favorite cumshots from the king??… Read more

Posted by booblaa25 11 years ago 57