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We are:
Male and female couple, heterosexual
From:
Plano, Texas, United States
Seeking:
Male and female couple, heterosexual
Interests
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About us
Us in a nut shell:
As a couple we have known each other since we were just kids 10 him and 11 me. We started dating in High School and were married when he graduated... We are each others best friends and don't do anything without the other. Due to us being new to Texas just moving here from Hawaii, we are trying to get out and meet some fun new friends. Although due to Mr's long and late hours as a bartender you may see me out by myself or with friends. If you do don't be shy to say hi. Know that nothing will happen without hubby there but if we connect it would be great to all get together when he actually gets a night off.
"She's (English,Dutch,Swedish) a Smoking hot smart chick" and "He's (Hawaiian,German,Irish) a Hyper active dancing freak". We don't play jaxs, but love leap frog. Tequila is not our friend but Jagger booms and Vodka drinks are always found close by our sides. We enjoy good food and fine wine. Just don't ask us to pick the right wine to go with our meal. This we couldn't do to save our lives. We think that the Tooth Fairy is fake, But do have proof that Big Foot lives. We both love the sweet taste of “cookies”. We live on an island in the middle of the Pacific... Dodging coconuts, swimming naked, eating deep fried endangered species with Tabasco and Shoyu. ( Well at least we used to. Now in Texas dodging tornados) But enough of that. Now on to the important stuff.
* Are we Real? :
Well we do hang out with big foot, the Easter Bunny, Superman, Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White and a few of the Dwarfs. All these peeps would most certainly vouch for us in a heart beat. Yes we are as real as they come. Normal everyday people that sometimes like to have a little extra fun when there's chemistry.
* Do we look like our pictures? :
Good question. You know we are going to have to ask the peeps in the pics and we'll get back to you on that. Although picture peeps always have a lot to say. You know a picture is worth a thousand words and all. So it may take awhile for us to get back to you on that......... Ok so it took a month or so but the pic peeps got back to us and said that they are us. Phew glad that ones over we were getting kinda worried we might not be who we thought we were. lol
* Are we HWP? ("Height Weight Proportional" for those not up on the lingo)
Well if you take off the 10-15 pounds the camera puts on and look at us through a key hole. You'll see that we are actually little people standing in front of a carnival mirror.
* Are my Breast Natural?
Yup they are totally 100% Naturally darn expensive. ;o)p Had B's growing up but they disappeared so I glued on new ones
* Are we into BDSM and Fetishes? :
Let's see this one time at band camp. Oh wait you mean the crazy spanking video we have with me in handcuffs while our girlfriend uses a strap-on on me? No not little innocent us, we are too whole sum for that. We dislike pain or anything gross, but a little rough stuff can be fun to a point.
Ahh and the Piece de Resistance
* Do we actually have sex with other people?
Wow we didn't know it was going to get so personal around here. ;o) Phew where to start. Well there was this one time at band camp where we met these hotties and we played with all the band toys. :-P We aren't the types to kiss and tell, so if you want to know come say hi and join us for a juice box and animal crackers. If we all like each others crackers who knows what may happen.
Sure we are a little nutty but that's just because we had rocks thrown at us when we were kids. One or two, ok more like 10 possibly 20 got through. Really not sure because we're still a bit dizzy. lol We're just your un-average couple that loves the snot out of each other. No we don't eat snot, well not any more we don't. We are up beat instigators in our normal lives and eyes wide open when off our little rock. We aren't here to spice up our lives we do this naturally. Plus putting Tabasco on your Whoo Haa or sucking it off a penis is not erotic. It's just freaking hot. We truly love watching the other having the time of their lives. Plus it's hot making our sexual fantasies a reality with people we find attractive and have amazing chemistry with.
We are pretty open when it comes to sex. We love pushing the sexual envelope and love public sex. I (Mrs Frisky) really like hot seductive feminine brunets and sexy in shape men. Although if your not really a good person on the inside than it doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside. It just won't happen. We never play alone unless we consider you one of our favorite play friends. So please respect us by not asking.
We are and have always been a drug and Disease free couple. This is a streak that we would like to keep intact. In fact we are looking to be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest couple to ever go without catching anything before they died of natural causes at the age of 200. So please don't break our notch in history and our chance at fame. Even though we don't do drugs we don't believe it's our right to judge people who do. Yet because we are on a streak we prefer to play with those that keep themselves clean and are D/D free. We are alright with a few cocktails or wine for we like to have a few ourselves to loosen up a bit. Just please don't over due it so that you aren't able to remember our names. It's just a lot more fun when everyone is on the same page and able to perform for long periods.
Some of the things we enjoy doing:
Party till the Sun comes up, Jet setting to exotic places & parties, Shopping, Going dancing, laying out at the beach, Skinny Dipping, Taking fun pictures, Boating, People watching (especially at bars and clubs), Hiking, Camping, Surfing, Stand-up Paddle Boarding, Skim boarding, Snowboarding, Skiing, Riding our Street Bike, BBQ's, Love Parties & Events, Enjoying the simple things, Walks in the rain, Traveling with friends/couples and or just relaxing with a few cocktails and watching the Sun set.
We look forward to meeting amazing people, making great friends and having crazy sexual adventures. So don't be shy, come say hi. If your visiting Dallas, we humbly ask you give us a few days heads up if you would like to meet. Our daily lives are crazy and we do need some time to set things up.
Warmest Wishes
Mrs & Mr Friskybiscuits
If your a fun person, attractive both inside and out. Then your the ones we are looking for. Don't be shy just say hi. Ideally looking to make friendships that last. One night stands, it's just not our bag baby. lol
"Simply Put"..... If you like Pina Coladas, Getting caught in the rain, And the feel of the ocean, or the taste of champagne. If you like Playing at midnight, Or in the heat of the Day, Then our bodies and minds are open, So come with us and lets play.
Ok we know we're dorks.
Just be fun, happy people that aren't stuck up or rude and we'd get along quite well.
What we are looking to find:
If your visiting or interested in meeting us. Email and lets chat, maybe set up a night to meet for drinks. We have very active and busy vanilla lives so please give us a heads up and some time to be able to meet.
Warmest Wishes, Hugs & Kisses
Mrs & Mr Friskybiscuits
Also looking for hotties who ride... Mr has a Kawasaki ZX12R that we enjoy taking out for rides. It would be really great if we could find others with (as Mr frisky say) "crotch rockets" or any bike to go ride with. We are still new to Texas so having hotties show us the roads would be fun. Hit us up if your interested.
As a couple we have known each other since we were just kids 10 him and 11 me. We started dating in High School and were married when he graduated... We are each others best friends and don't do anything without the other. Due to us being new to Texas just moving here from Hawaii, we are trying to get out and meet some fun new friends. Although due to Mr's long and late hours as a bartender you may see me out by myself or with friends. If you do don't be shy to say hi. Know that nothing will happen without hubby there but if we connect it would be great to all get together when he actually gets a night off.
"She's (English,Dutch,Swedish) a Smoking hot smart chick" and "He's (Hawaiian,German,Irish) a Hyper active dancing freak". We don't play jaxs, but love leap frog. Tequila is not our friend but Jagger booms and Vodka drinks are always found close by our sides. We enjoy good food and fine wine. Just don't ask us to pick the right wine to go with our meal. This we couldn't do to save our lives. We think that the Tooth Fairy is fake, But do have proof that Big Foot lives. We both love the sweet taste of “cookies”. We live on an island in the middle of the Pacific... Dodging coconuts, swimming naked, eating deep fried endangered species with Tabasco and Shoyu. ( Well at least we used to. Now in Texas dodging tornados) But enough of that. Now on to the important stuff.
* Are we Real? :
Well we do hang out with big foot, the Easter Bunny, Superman, Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White and a few of the Dwarfs. All these peeps would most certainly vouch for us in a heart beat. Yes we are as real as they come. Normal everyday people that sometimes like to have a little extra fun when there's chemistry.
* Do we look like our pictures? :
Good question. You know we are going to have to ask the peeps in the pics and we'll get back to you on that. Although picture peeps always have a lot to say. You know a picture is worth a thousand words and all. So it may take awhile for us to get back to you on that......... Ok so it took a month or so but the pic peeps got back to us and said that they are us. Phew glad that ones over we were getting kinda worried we might not be who we thought we were. lol
* Are we HWP? ("Height Weight Proportional" for those not up on the lingo)
Well if you take off the 10-15 pounds the camera puts on and look at us through a key hole. You'll see that we are actually little people standing in front of a carnival mirror.
* Are my Breast Natural?
Yup they are totally 100% Naturally darn expensive. ;o)p Had B's growing up but they disappeared so I glued on new ones
* Are we into BDSM and Fetishes? :
Let's see this one time at band camp. Oh wait you mean the crazy spanking video we have with me in handcuffs while our girlfriend uses a strap-on on me? No not little innocent us, we are too whole sum for that. We dislike pain or anything gross, but a little rough stuff can be fun to a point.
Ahh and the Piece de Resistance
* Do we actually have sex with other people?
Wow we didn't know it was going to get so personal around here. ;o) Phew where to start. Well there was this one time at band camp where we met these hotties and we played with all the band toys. :-P We aren't the types to kiss and tell, so if you want to know come say hi and join us for a juice box and animal crackers. If we all like each others crackers who knows what may happen.
Sure we are a little nutty but that's just because we had rocks thrown at us when we were kids. One or two, ok more like 10 possibly 20 got through. Really not sure because we're still a bit dizzy. lol We're just your un-average couple that loves the snot out of each other. No we don't eat snot, well not any more we don't. We are up beat instigators in our normal lives and eyes wide open when off our little rock. We aren't here to spice up our lives we do this naturally. Plus putting Tabasco on your Whoo Haa or sucking it off a penis is not erotic. It's just freaking hot. We truly love watching the other having the time of their lives. Plus it's hot making our sexual fantasies a reality with people we find attractive and have amazing chemistry with.
We are pretty open when it comes to sex. We love pushing the sexual envelope and love public sex. I (Mrs Frisky) really like hot seductive feminine brunets and sexy in shape men. Although if your not really a good person on the inside than it doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside. It just won't happen. We never play alone unless we consider you one of our favorite play friends. So please respect us by not asking.
We are and have always been a drug and Disease free couple. This is a streak that we would like to keep intact. In fact we are looking to be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest couple to ever go without catching anything before they died of natural causes at the age of 200. So please don't break our notch in history and our chance at fame. Even though we don't do drugs we don't believe it's our right to judge people who do. Yet because we are on a streak we prefer to play with those that keep themselves clean and are D/D free. We are alright with a few cocktails or wine for we like to have a few ourselves to loosen up a bit. Just please don't over due it so that you aren't able to remember our names. It's just a lot more fun when everyone is on the same page and able to perform for long periods.
Some of the things we enjoy doing:
Party till the Sun comes up, Jet setting to exotic places & parties, Shopping, Going dancing, laying out at the beach, Skinny Dipping, Taking fun pictures, Boating, People watching (especially at bars and clubs), Hiking, Camping, Surfing, Stand-up Paddle Boarding, Skim boarding, Snowboarding, Skiing, Riding our Street Bike, BBQ's, Love Parties & Events, Enjoying the simple things, Walks in the rain, Traveling with friends/couples and or just relaxing with a few cocktails and watching the Sun set.
We look forward to meeting amazing people, making great friends and having crazy sexual adventures. So don't be shy, come say hi. If your visiting Dallas, we humbly ask you give us a few days heads up if you would like to meet. Our daily lives are crazy and we do need some time to set things up.
Warmest Wishes
Mrs & Mr Friskybiscuits
If your a fun person, attractive both inside and out. Then your the ones we are looking for. Don't be shy just say hi. Ideally looking to make friendships that last. One night stands, it's just not our bag baby. lol
"Simply Put"..... If you like Pina Coladas, Getting caught in the rain, And the feel of the ocean, or the taste of champagne. If you like Playing at midnight, Or in the heat of the Day, Then our bodies and minds are open, So come with us and lets play.
Ok we know we're dorks.
Just be fun, happy people that aren't stuck up or rude and we'd get along quite well.
What we are looking to find:
If your visiting or interested in meeting us. Email and lets chat, maybe set up a night to meet for drinks. We have very active and busy vanilla lives so please give us a heads up and some time to be able to meet.
Warmest Wishes, Hugs & Kisses
Mrs & Mr Friskybiscuits
Also looking for hotties who ride... Mr has a Kawasaki ZX12R that we enjoy taking out for rides. It would be really great if we could find others with (as Mr frisky say) "crotch rockets" or any bike to go ride with. We are still new to Texas so having hotties show us the roads would be fun. Hit us up if your interested.
I'm glad you're here on xham and wish you all the best!
hmmm ... probably the best the profile reading I've done here!
Love and light to both of you
/J
Kisses, Nole
~Mrs Skittlescpl~