About

^^^^^ PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE OR YOU MIGHT SUDDENLY LOSE ACCESS AND NOT KNOW WHY ****

INTRODUCTION
Hi, and welcome to our profile. Our names are Jay and Sarah. We are a couple who likes to be seen by others. We are normal folks with normal lives and jobs and families that really love sex and love to show off our love anonymously to anyone who might appreciate seeing it. We are very committed and monogamous and are here only to have fun. We don't want to hook up with anyone. Please leave us comments and we will respond. Please feel free to let my gorgeous wife know just how amazing she looks and if you want to post tributes to her or us, that's fine too!

FRIEND REQUESTS
If we denied your friendship it is primarily because of one of the following reasons:

1. You are a single man with cock pics (that's it) and are just here to look and not comment. You have been on xhamster for a year or more and you have made less than 120 comments.
2. Empty Profile You have only friends on your profile with no content at all whatsoever regardless of status.
3. Misogynistic Content Your profile is especially demeaning and disrespectful towards women or men or hamsters. My wife is not a bitch or a whore or a slut, nor is she a farm animal and I hate to see women referred to that way in porn. It's a huge turn off for me (Jay). She is a beautiful powerful and amazing woman and I refuse to speak of her otherwise or allow someone else to speak of her that way.
4. You are not American or Canadian. Not trying to be xenophobic here, but we simply cannot prosecute you in court for stealing our content if you are from another country that does not respect the sovereignty of the United States or Canadian legal system.

REMAINING OUR FRIENDS
In order to remain our friends, we expect certain behaviors from you. If you do not comply with our boundaries and rules we will delete you and block you from our profile without warning. Warning: this may seem harsh, but there are some really stupid people out there, so please bear with us here.

1. No name calling Do not call either one of us names. Again, my wife is not a slut or a bitch or an open hole to be filled. She is a strong, intelligent and beautiful woman.
2. We are not your submissives Both me and Sarah are partners and we share everything with each other and show respect to one another as a rule. That being said, we don’t take orders from anyone. If you are privileged enough to get to see us naked and having sex, don’t ask for more, it’s just damn rude. Don’t tell us for instance, “oh ya that blowjob would be amazing if she were balancing on one leg and fucking you with a carrot at the same time.”
3. She is mine and I am hers As partners for life, we don’t share our bodies with anyone but each other. We don’t pretend to either. So please do not PM us asking for us to webcam you or meet you somewhere.
4. If you can’t say something nice… Just go somewhere else. We came on here to feel good about ourselves. If you have some critique about our sex or our videos, keep it to yourself. NO she doesn’t need a man with a bigger longer thicker cock and no I don’t need a woman who will swallow my cock and balls and pickup truck. We are happy with what each of us have in each other.
5. DO comment our videos and profile. We like that.

COPYRIGHT NOTICE AND LEGAL WARNING
All material posted here including but not limited to videos, photos and written posts are considered the copyrighted intellectual property of Silverlinings. You do not have permission to repost our content in any form other than to share it as a favorite on this site. Please read the warnings below and understand that we will prosecute copyright thieves to the fullest extent of the law

US WARNING

The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of a copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to five years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000.

CANADIAN WARNING
According to section 38.1 of the copyright act, which allows for "a sum of not less than $100 or more than $5,000 as the court considers just." for all non-commercial infringement, and $500 up to $20,000 for each commercial infringement.
In addition to the civil penalties described above, Section 42(1) of the copyright act sets out a number of criminal offences. These primarily deal with infringement that involves sale or rental of copyrighted materials, and can result in fines of up to $1,000,000 or prison sentences of up to 2 years for indictment. For a summary conviction, the maximum fine is $25,000 and prison term is limited to 6 months.

To sum things up, show respect to us and you get respect from us. That being said lets all just have fun!