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1. What’s that smell? While some folks prefer their poontang to be on the gamey side, for many people, fear of a funky odor or taste is the chief barrier to going down on a woman. All women do have a distinctive scent and flavor, and for some would-be cunning linguists, these may be an acquired taste. However, if your partner is clean and in good health, her taste and smell should not be unpleasant or overwhelming. If you have concerns about her hygiene, the most tactful approach is to suggest a shared shower or bath before sex. If after a good soaping, her pussy still smells like somethin… Read more

Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don't like it but because it's really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it's time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating t… Read more

1. There once was a man named O'Doul Who saw red spots on his tool The doctor, a cynic, Said "Get out of my clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool!" 2. There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie. Just to be couth, He added Vermouth And slipped his wife a martini. 3. There was an old whore pulling tricks Who at one time could handle 5 pricks One day she did cry As she pulled out her glass eye "Tell the boys I can now take six!" 4. There once was a barmaid from Vale Tattooed on her chest was the price of Ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was th… Read more

10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. It must have taken pluck, to have a cold fuck; But think of the money he saved! --------------------------------------------------… Read more

The sad fact is that most people, men and women, do not have the slightest idea of how to suck a penis. Most seem to think that simply by making a cunt of their mouth, closing it around a man's penis, and bobbing their heads lustily up and down until he climaxes automatically makes them an expert. Au contraire! Consummate skill is required to suck a man and provide him with the highest degree of pleasure possible. When a woman first starts her quest she usually has no one to turn to for advise and counsel. It was all hunt and suck. Hunt and suck. Find that one technique that could a… Read more

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