About

READ MY POSTS BEFORE GETTING IN TOUCH!

IF YOU HAVE 'HUMAN' AND 'EARTH' AS THE CONTENT ON YOUR PROFILE I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR REQUEST OR MESSAGE

I'm a proud BBW who loves to play and enjoy a good time. If you're in Scotland or are happy to travel then lets play.

I GIVE PRIORITY TO GUYS OVER 70 WHO CAN MEET ME. IF THAT'S YOU THEN GET IN TOUCH

TO MEET YOU MUST BE NON SMOKERS OR HAVE GREAT ORAL HYGIENE

I'm happily married so if you're looking for more than great sex then it's not going to happen. You're deffo not getting a visa.

If you don't like the larger lady then jog on.

I DONT DO KIK OR SKYPE. Asking will get you blocked or a heavy kick in the balls. Or Both.

I've found a way to deal with folks from outwith the UK who want to waste time. I ask them for 100 euro/dollar/pound deposit and they'll get it back when we meet. I love reading the excuses then.

If you DM ‘hi sexy’ and you just want a cheap wank while we chat don’t waste your time.