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So I had my status posted as "Vibrators are the best!!!!" and I wasn't really anticipating getting annoyed by the responses to it, but here goes: Men of xHam, you are correct on the following rhetorical and obvious points - 1) No, my vibrator is not a real penis. It's like if I said "I love Skittles" and you respond "Yeah, but it's not like eating real fruit". Good job Captain Obvious, gold star for you. 2) No, my vibrator does not have a tongue. If it were intended to be a substitute for a tongue, why is it shaped like a penis? It's not, so why is a tongue being brought into… Read more

Interview Questions for Women and Men Some humor for the blog... courtesy of our TREX ~~ Question and Answer Section. I am excited to introduce this Blog to my page. UPDATED I continue to get suggestions for this blog and through several friends input, I have come to the conclusion that this is not only about the Real Women of XHamster... It's about the people as a whole. The community... Evaluating the responses so far indicates that I must ch… Read more

These are the the types of XHamster Users that I do not like: 1- The Chatty Batty: These users want you to chat with them for hours as a condition of your being a friend. OMG get a fucking life!!! Some of us have a life outside of XH. 2- The Detective: These users are full of questions about you. They want you to send them identifying pictures of yourself so that they can prove that you are you. WTF, this is a porn site, if you want to post your picture, then fine, but I don't have to. Back off Sherlock… Read more

Here's a friendly tip. If a guy wants to pique a girl's interest on xHamster, then he needs to come up with a good introductory message. Below are just a few of the introductory messages that I've received from guys that just don't work for me and I simply can't respond to them. So I suggest, don't be That Guy who sends these types of messages. But if you're even reading this blog, then you are probably not That Guy because he rarely reads what's on a page anyway. At least by posting this blog I can ignore That Guy in good conscience because I told him so here. I hope I don't come off as bitch… Read more

I think this is one of those things that needs to be said. Guys on this site, drive Girls off the site. I don't think that Guys do that on purpose, but they do it - not by individual action, but by what they do in mass. Not even 2 hours after signing up, I was close to tossing it all out, I was stressed out by the Guys, even though hardly anyone had said or done anything bad. It was just the sheer quantity. I appreciate the interest and getting all the attention and all, but it just got way to much. While I had just signed up, and was still filling in the profile info, writi… Read more