About

I'm a vivacious mistress. I have the best pussy in the whole history of pussyology. I'm am fully-figured with a bust size of 22DD. My avatar is my glamour shot photo taken when I was 23 yo. (I didn't pick some random super-model/ porn star off the internet either)... Ggrr... 🥵 (I only engage in high-class, non-violent, home 🏡 grown erotica - not riff-raff pornography! No pimp has forced me in2 this. I have done ✅ it on my own, free will. I have always wanted 2 do pornography - ever since I was a youngster. I couldn’t do it even @ the minimum age of 18+ yo! I was literally Anorexic). I'm the Face of Facebook... I'm dangerous & deadly... I'm a nasty girl... (Just try & ignore my other photo of Identification! Just in me pyjamas being a TOTAL dag)!! @least I have my sense of humour in tact!! I'm no wet blanket! 😜🤪

Let's get real here for a minute. 2020 hasn't been a great year 4 me. @ the beginning of this year, I suffered from a ghastly Streptococcus Cellulitis infection on my face - with dire consequences. My face was blown-up like a large, red, balloon! I've been breaking out with acne a little more than usual since then. To top it all off, nearly 10 years ago, this October, I was diagnosed with Graves Disease, a hypothyroidism/ hyperthyroidism condition caused by a very, large goitre growing on my thyroid gland. I was gravely unwell for a long period of time & simply could not obtain, maintain & retain employment since July, 2001. I have (surprise, surprise have a whole spectrum of disablilities; mild, congenital, physical, psychological, neurological & learning difficulties. These r much less of a hindrance since becoming a TOTAL, non-substance abuser... 😇😉 I mean, y would u treat me so differently if I was on crutches?? It's just another technical aide. & u can still b drop-dead-gorgeous & partially disabled. Wh@ difference does it make)?? I'm extremely wise & also super-intelligent. I have had a lot of life experience 4 someone of my age demographic. I have Autism Spectrum Disorder (Asperger's Syndrome - a more mild form, rather than having severe, complex infantile Autism @ a very, young age. I'm a child-prodigy because of this. Ever since I was age 2/ 3 yo, I have been playing music by ear, singing & composing music. I'm planning on producing/ releasing my own album/ singles in the near future. After the COVID-19 danger period passes, I'm attempting 2 represent Oz in the Eurovision Song Contest - if they still allow Aussies 2 compete. Even if I do not win overall, @least I have given it a shot! I'm no sore loser these days...

Another hobby of mine consists of becoming an amateur Stand-Up Comedian! I actually became runner-up in my debut a few years ago, out of 12-14 contestants! (I also auditioned on Facebook 4 the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Roadshow a few years back. Someone got back 2 me within 1/2 an hour... Do u realise how competitive th@ is?? I maybe a finalist sometime in the near future)...

(I thought I had a promising career ahead of me, but discovered through my Employment Agency th@ it was a humungous S*C*A*M*! I'm gonna b studying during Study Period 3, 2020, an 'Academic & Professional Communications' Certification, through Curtin University. Once I get my ICT skills up, this will qualify me 2 become a Technical Writer. The pay packet I will receive per annum is $97k! So, in the meantime, I will permanently continue 2 become a porn star - as a hobby only. This will b my 18th Certification that I will embark upon). These conditions sort of deform my features quite a bit! Th@'s y I don't quite look as spectacular as in my avatar. I'm now nearly 46 yo, anyhow. I've changed my appearance quite a bit since I was 23 yo. When I'm all dolled up, I still look beautiful, though. (I'm a 'splainer!' I have 2 'splain' everything!! 😇😜🤪).