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I GET LOTS OF FRIEND REQUESTS... I DECLINE 90% OF THEM!

Private Messaging Original Content for captioning (other than dick pics), will always get you accepted.

Quality Amateur Albums (original content), will usually get you accepted.

Favorites might get you accepted if they include Quality Amateur & Interracial pics I haven't seen before.

NO CONTENT=DECLINED

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN CHAT/MESSAGING BEYOND TAKING CAPTION REQUESTS

CAPTION REQUESTS- Although I do caption web found images for my own enjoyment, I require that all caption requests be original content, of either you, your SO, or Ex. I do use reverse image search, and if I find your pics on other sites, I will decline to caption them for you. So don't try to pass off some random amateur porn as your GF or SO, I'll just block you. I also do not caption fakes... only YOUR actual amateur photos. If I do agree to caption pics for you, there is almost no limit to the subject matter you can request. There are only three topics I can think of that I won't caption... Scat (piss play is ok though), Physical torture (Forcible Rape is accepted, as is spanking, whipping, caning), and Necrophilia. Any other taboo subject you are free to request, including incest and bestiality... I do not judge you for kinks that can be indulged safely through captions. That said, I don't condone anyone actually engaging in illegal sexual acts, but I don't condemn you for fantasizing about illegal and taboo subjects. I use hidden (direct link only) imgur.com albums to deliver requested captions. Only you and I will see them, you are free to post them to your xhamster galleries, but I will not share them, EVER, unless you ask me too.

Do to the high number of caption requests I get, I will now only be accepting pics of nude, semi-nude, or otherwise sexual pictures for captioning. The faces must not be blurred, or cropped out. Blindfolds (or masks) at the time the picture was taken, are acceptable. To further filter the numerous requests I receive, I will no longer caption "male only" pictures. There must be a female present in the picture.

I prefer getting picture submissions through imgur.com. Sign-up (and sign in), it's free, batch upload your photos, a gallery will automatically be created, designate your gallery as "hidden" (it's an option in the box on the upper right of your screen). Then message me a link to your gallery. Designating your gallery as "hidden" means that only people with a direct link will be able to see it.