plateman85's profile

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4025 days on xHamster

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Personal information

I am:

jake Bullet, 39 years old, male, heterosexual

From:

Bristol, United Kingdom

Seeking:

Nobody

Languages:

English

Occupation:

Cybernautic detective

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Taken

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Agnostic

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Never

Star sign:

Leo

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Medium

Hair color:

Brown

Eye color:

Hazel

Height:

5 ft 10 in (178 cm)

About me

Now ladies i KNOW you took one look at my photo and received an instant sponge between your legs but seriously..im not interested. Please refrain from sending me nude photos in an attempt to try and persuade me otehrwise. In the past women have even sent me their first born children, which didn't work. They are now in fulltime care (the children not the women) and will be appearing On Jeremy Kyle in the near future.

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plateman85 Host 9 years ago

to gibblegobble : Gave you a chuckle? Which one Barry or Paul?

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Profile gave me a chuckle mate. Kudos x

mavuk1 10 years ago

HAHAHA. My mummy told me i was special too !!!! Not gonna let my miss,s see your profile.She might dump me . you have any content ?????

plateman85 Host 10 years ago

to dirtylancscouple : Well this is quite understandable and is becoming rather a habit. Maybe i should have uploaded a less attractive photo of myself to save any embarrassment from females like your good lady wife. Please break it to her gently that while i appreciate her trying to find this "extremely attractive young man" ( A direct quote from my Mother only last night.)I would have to refuse her advances as I don't like to break up marriages and families. However, if she were willing to divorce you I would be happy to reevaluate the situation. Thank you for your kind comments on my profile and hope you have a good Day. - Jake B =)

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dirtylancscouple 10 years ago

Top profile guv, made me laugh..... Mrs on the other hand received an instant sponge between her legs and has left me. Muttered something about Bristol and "mmm, must find him", whatever that means...