Phil_Ashio's profile

Last seen 10 months ago

Porn Expert

4487 days on xHamster

5K profile views

114 subscribers

234 comments left

Personal information

I am:

Male, heterosexual

From:

United Kingdom

Languages:

English

Education:

PhD/MD/Post doctorate

Occupation:

Writer

Relationship:

Taken

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Atheist

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Never

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Athletic

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Brown

Eye color:

Brown

Height:

6 ft 0 in (183 cm)

About me

I enjoy watching people (who haven't yet grown tired of each other, or don't have to fuck the same person over and over again) fuck. I am married, which means that the only kind of sexual gratification I get is pulling my pudding (usually whilst weeping silently for all the wasted years I'll never get back) to videos of people who are too young to know that life is about to grind them down and shit on them from a great height. I have resigned myself to the fact that the best years of my life are behind me.

I have a particular fondness for cuckold videos. I like the idea of my wife fucking someone else. Not because I'm kinky; it just means that if someone else is fucking her, I don't have to. I wouldn't watch or film it, I'd fuck off down the pub.

I also like kittens and hand-knitted ties. I like to eat mashed potato. I think squirrels are inherently evil.

I see xhamster very much like Facebook, but with more fluids.

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Nylonpaar1896 4 years ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hertscpl81 7 years ago

New vid up

Phil_Ashio Host 7 years ago

to findonnepcotevalley : Thanks for the invite

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findonnepcotevalley 7 years ago

Thanks for the add. Regards.

Phil_Ashio Host 7 years ago

to all4max : Thanks for that. I appreciate it.

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Accepted.

Phil_Ashio Host 7 years ago

to gunner01 : Thanks for the invite.

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gunner01 7 years ago

to Purple_Vein : I second that!

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gunner01 7 years ago

Thanks for the add, mate - hot profile.

Phil_Ashio Host 7 years ago

to Purple_Vein : I remember when I used to do that. My wife and I were actually really happy for about eighteen years. Then we met each other.

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Purple_Vein 7 years ago

Your 'About Me' section made me smile

Phil_Ashio Host 8 years ago

to mrjuggs : Cheers. I've been around a long time. I've had time to acquire quite specific tastes.

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mrjuggs 8 years ago

Love the favs! fucking good taste Phil!

Nice collection of favourites - Thanks.

zatopek68 8 years ago

Great stuff

Phil_Ashio Host 9 years ago

to swissroll : Thanks. And thanks for the invite.

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swissroll 9 years ago

Fantastic collection. Love the British vids

Phil_Ashio Host 9 years ago

to tonicumluver : A day without laughter is a day wasted

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Harder than the Times crossword, now that did make me laugh !!!!!!

Phil_Ashio Host 10 years ago

to 2366stu : Not at all. My pleasure.

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2366stu 10 years ago

Thanks for adding us both

manzetto 10 years ago

The "About Me" section is just so genuine, you should be a writer!

Phil_Ashio Host 10 years ago

to Buck47 : Thank you, that's very kind. I'm not actually trapped in my own life decisions - I'm married, my decisions are made for me. Unfortunately, I don't write for a living. Happy trails.

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Buck47 10 years ago

I Found your "About Me" brilliantly written. An hysterical commentary of a man trapped in his own life decisions. I do hope you write for a living so others have access to your literary genius. Best Regards: Buck47