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2228 days on xHamster
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About me
Short, chubby, nerdy, otaku 'till the fuckin' Earth burns.
Huge titties are life, too bad they're mostly attached to manipulative, entitled, expensive, venomous she-snakes. Mostly.
The hotter they are, the more problems and attitude they give.
Won't put up with that shit.
Porn is cheaper, easier, and safer. Always.
Especially now post 2019.
Huge titties are life, too bad they're mostly attached to manipulative, entitled, expensive, venomous she-snakes. Mostly.
The hotter they are, the more problems and attitude they give.
Won't put up with that shit.
Porn is cheaper, easier, and safer. Always.
Especially now post 2019.
Congrat-u-fuckin-lations. Not much better on the other side.
Science is. Pray on one hand, shit in the other. See what fills up first... Fucking stupid America!
I'm leaving XHamster. We had a good 839 day run.
No EZ downloads anymore.
ProTip: Use Firefox, add-on ANTvideoDownloader. It's cryptic but it works.
See you pervs later!
Time to find a new god.
That was the only reason I signed up.
WTF guys.
WHERE ARE THE BIG TITS??? Body mods my ass.
This life is small and incredibly rare.
no god, no fear.
Almost as much as I love big 'ol titties.
Quit being such fucking babies.
Same shit happened in 1918. People still dumb as shit 100 years later!
Guns
Beer
Titties!