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You mean penis Christmas day right?… Read more

Finish what you started. Don't pull out. No one likes a quitter.… Read more

Well?… Read more

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him! Worst of all puke when excited.… Read more

Every bloke knows that there is a six word sentence that is the biggest lie in the world: "I won't cum in your mouth"...… Read more

My gf said to show more interest in her f.amily... So I fucked her sister..… Read more

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”… Read more

Dickpressed Being sad or upset about the lack of dick in your life...… Read more

Lack off sex will have you mad a stupid shit like why is this floor on the floor....… Read more

How does anal beads work do you pull slow or pull fast like your starting a lawn mower... Lol… Read more

How does a homosexual fake a orgasm? He throws warm yogurt on your back.… Read more

Gagging during a blowjob is the most romantic sound.... someone is choosing your dick over oxygen.… Read more

Things they don't inform you of when u wax ur asshole: you're farts are 10xs louder… Read more

My boyfriend is asian, And his genital aren't blurry. Is something wrong with him?… Read more

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."… Read more

if his dick dnt look like a deflated candycane in the end you are doing it wrong ha.… Read more

Women. We have the vagina we make the rules Men. We have a penis we fuck the rules.… Read more

Men don't listen cause tits don't talk… Read more

Dad. What's wrong with u Me. Just had sex for the first time Dad. Come sit down and talk about it Me. can't my arse hurt Dad. Gives the most priceless look in the world. Lol And that my friends is how you come out...… Read more

When your talking shit all day about how you will fuck his ass but nut to soon as soon as u see it lol fml!… Read more