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i'm always talking about who isn't my type but melrose foxxx is. perfect body and the prettiest face. i'm sure i'm not her type (too old, ugly and broke) but if i ever ran into her i'd probably propose, or at least ask her out. she seems pretty cool too, at least from what i've seen in her vids, and she gives it all up when she's in action. living in the midwest sucks...all the porn stars are in cali...or moving there...… Read more

who was your first porn crush? you know, that porn star you could see yourself following around like a puppy (or a kitty, if you're one of those people). for me, it was adriana sage. she was flawless, with a beautiful face and smile, and a gorgeous body. not bombshell "boom-pow", but nice ass, perky tits and honey colored skin. while going through my collection i found that she is, by far, the one porn star i have more movies, scenes and galleries of. not only was she drop-dead gorgeous, but she was an anal queen and she did a lot of dp scenes, which i loved at the time i collected her… Read more

so i'm still going through my porn vaults (i have a whole lotta porn) and there are a lot of dumb things in and about porn. the obvious ones are the bad dialog and cheesy music, but even more stupid than that is the cum shot. i know some people's kink is getting cummed on, one of my ex's always rubbed my cum on her tits like lotion. some people like to watch dudes (or women) jack off, and i get that too (another ex liked that...i told her if my dick is hard and she's in the room, it's going in her. if she wants to watch a man beat off there's xhamster). but there's nothing more stupid to me th… Read more

i'm still doing spring cleaning of my porn collection, and i thought i'd give an update. still tons of stuff to go through (how did i collect so much stuff?), but i've come to a few realizations... august ames and valentina nappi have the best bodies in porn. in fact, they're head to toe, face included, the most beautiful women in porn. i'm considering selling my business and becoming a porn star just to fuck those two and then quit. i'd last about 10 seconds each, but that would be the most glorious 20 seconds of my life and i could die happy. there are others who have nice bodies or prett… Read more

you look up and your hard drive is full of it. so i did some spring cleaning today and got rid of some stuff that needed to go. cleaning your hard drive is kinda like cleaning out your basement or garage, lots of stuff that should have never been there in the first place, but a few hidden gems that you forgot you had laying around. what i figured out is that there is some plain old bad porn out there. not the amateur stuff that people film themselves, but so-called professionals and studios that make really crappy porn. what's up with porn directors who think they're musicians? there's a… Read more

that i've written about my sexual (mis)adventures. now that winter seems to have finally loosened its grip, i'm sure i'll be out and about more and will stumble into some poor, unsuspecting woman who wants to fuck me. the skirts are already getting shorter and the cleavage is everywhere and my thoughts have turned to "who's next?" while at the store today there was this woman who could have every penny i ever make for the rest of my life. she was petite, barely 5' tall and probably a hair over 100lbs, with a really nice ass. her hair was short and reddish blonde, and she was in front of me… Read more

i'm going to post a story or two and see if anybody likes them...if you do, i'll post more.… Read more