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I guess I have a morning routine, that suits me my favourite part is getting the shower head beating on my clit.....oh it's fucking great I start by soaping up my boobs and getting my sensitive nipples hard and erect A few pulls on my milkas....and I feel my juices welling up. but it's the clit work, that does it every time, has me moaning talk about face pulling. I do love an orgasm in the shower the beauty of it is when it's over I have an electric body ready for more stimulation! That's when sheer stockings and designer lingerie feel so good against my soft skin, going for crotchless pantie… Read more

I have never liked phone boxes, the old red cubicles stinking of urine most of the time broken, but before we had mobile phones, yes B. M.P. let's call it was the only way to communicate was use a box of a booth as they were called The traditional red one made way for more of a modern all glass all seeing inside one, Is this a good idea for the busty teenager trying to make a call on a warm Summer 's evening. You just know a local gang of youths are gonna appear. I guess it's dependant on what you wear, although I seem to alw… Read more

I have discovered that the restaurant chain have some unique aspects to their dining experience, the branch near the Cinema in Wiltshire (small town) name witheld. Has a unisex toilet system, by this I mean you just go through one door and there are several self contained cubicles each with their own handbasin and dryer. So much room too! The ultimate luxurious place to have random sex with strangers! So beats dogging in a cold car near the woods... So the first time it happened I was with a few girlfriend's we were having a meal before a movie night out.The weather had been really warm, so a… Read more

My friend Yolanda called me last week, she told me her hubby Gavin and his mate Eric we're thinking of buying a log lodge at Brokerswood. Yolanda is originally from Denmark and has wooden erections all over the place, so I asked her where it was thinking it was Oxfordshire, "Its up the road from you" she informed me. Looking at Google maps it was, between Westbury and Southwick not far from the honey stone of Bath at all. "We are going for a reccy...and thought you might wanna come in on the deal they have been reduced to 114 k you get a hot tub, Wi Fi, bring your suit !" Said Yo. I felt obli… Read more

June 8th was the anniversary of my first threesome. Back then it was just over a month since my husband had left me and I had been meeting new men night after night. After a couple weeks of meeting men the traditional way, at bars, I had started using phone sex personals to meet men. I was not working at the time, so I spent hours and hours each day watching porn, masturbating, leaving messages and answering messages. I was leaving lots of messages each day. I was a little shy at first, but after a few messages I thought, what the hell. These guys don’t know me and even if they did, who would… Read more

I had a guy get in touch with me who wanted to see me dressed as a slutty Nun. We arranged a date to meet up at his place and a few days before in the post the outfit arrived. An hour or so before he was due to leave to meet up with him, I decided to go dressed ready to surprise him so I got ready and dressed up in the outfit he had got me, I put on Black hold up stockings with a red satin push up bra and red matching red satin panties. The Nuns outfit was very tight and short, it gave me a great cleavage. I put the wimple on and some bright red lipstick and I looked the perfect slutty Nun. P… Read more

It's not a rhyming slang, walk the plank, it's how you get onto a narrowboat, the canal towpath isn't the easiest place to navigate in heels, but spring is in the air and I do love to watch young men wank themselves as I nose through the portholes, I always get lucky in Bradford On Avon with hot cock! Dodging the dog walkers I opened my coat with no bra and a short kilt skirt with black seamed stockings I felt horny, so imagine my excitement as I looked into a moored badge to see a man laying on his bed naked reading with a semi erect cock hanging between his legs, searching in my handbag I f… Read more

It's not that I go in the office much these days, tend to work from home, they have started two new young men Gavin and Lee they seem very friendly but when Gavin is around me he is so nervous his hands shake, I didn't realise I was that scary I told Maud she said whenever I am in the other new chap Lee is spending most of his time in the loo. I think it's nice that the younger generation admire classic vintage fully fashioned stockings with proper stiletto heels Well things got a bit scarier last week, I was leaving over Gavin and knocked my large Take away coffee all over Gavin's lap, he s… Read more

I have often wandered by the Chinese health shops looked in the window only to find them empty, how do they make a living...I have thought, but curiosity gets me staring at dry things in jars and posters for acupuncture, 280 points wow that's more pricks than a dart board newly used. I think it was one of the Emmanuelle films that she had long needles in her tongue, remember it being quite erotic making her horny, wonder if it would do the same for me.... I found my stiletto boots heading inside the shop ding! went the entrance bell. A middle aged Chinese man greeted me... " I was wondering… Read more

Am I referring to my legs in fishnet stockings or a recent Soccer match, no. I am telling the tale of how perfectly normal clubbers turned into a frenzied mass, it was my birthday I had gone out with some girls from college, or course I was pulling guys in my metallic clingy dress and the stiletto heels sandals, the usual tiny g.string underneath didn't want a v.p.l..... It was someone's birthday or was it the club's anniversary anyway, the ceiling contained a huge expanse of net filled with balloons, a few had been popped but this was the biggest I had ever seen.I As the vodka flowed, so t… Read more

It was a quiet morning the postman was nowhere to be seen today, I didn't have to go into the office so there I was in my ruby satin robe, eating bagels and fruit, bing bong went the bell on the front door "A parcel my new coat of shoes" I said out loud. Rushing to the door, on opening it I was greeted by a balding middle aged man, " Hello erm Miss excuse me for disturbing you, I'm from the local senior school deputy head Mr.Bryant deputy head. May I come in what I have to tell you and show you would be best done it private" he said rather solemnly. " oh you best come in" I said ushering him i… Read more

" you got something in your hair...looks like spunk" I said to Cynthia, as we sat down at the pub table. "Probably is" she replied. " you dirty bitch" I said. " no it's not like that it's my new job....I'm supporting this lad with a learning disability called Archie and he has a problem with his genitalia" she said sipping her gin and tonic. " do go on In intrigued now" I said. "Well it's oversized it grew larger than it should have done, so his cock and balls especially the sensitive gland is massive, so consequently he gets stimulated very easily and tends to spunk everywhere, it's becomin… Read more

It's amazing what you find in the loft I was putting back the Crimbo decorations and I found a cutthroat razor, think it must have belonged to my ex. It felt nice in my hand the mother of pearl handle complimented my scarlet talons, bringing the item down and into the daylight was even better a flick of the wrist and the shiny blade would appear, so sharp at first I was fearful, then I just had respect for this engineered item and the more I played with it the more I liked it, I thought about the fear one could develop by shaving a man's genital area with this, I thought the blade maybe blun… Read more

I can not believe what just happend to me and i had to share it with you guys. If youve read my posts then you will know that sundays are me days. The husband goes to visit his parents and ive normally got the place to myself. The sunday just gone i decided i would use this time to get the xmas tree put up. When i got up i was wearing my sexy little red number . Its a silk night dress id worn for my husband the night before (wink wink). so as i often dont on a sunday i didnt get dressed and started unpacking the new tree d… Read more

The date was the 25th of June, 2016. A Saturday night. A night that would go down in history as the greatest night of my life! You see, being a hairdresser means I get to chat to all sorts of ladies. From old bints who love talking about life when they was young, to teenage girls who talk about what their future will hold, and everyone in between. Now I won't bore you with the specific details but the one common thing they all have when it's me doing their hair, is the talk always comes back to the subject of sex. I love talking about all things sex. I could chat for hours about it an… Read more

"Go on have another glass" said Mark. Tom agreed as it was complimentary at the enclosure at the racecourse "No really I'm squiffy already I've had 8 glasses" I replied. Slumping down on the red velvet chair my ivory stocking tops showing as my hem of my pleated sundress rose higher."Last year I lost my hat" I said."Here have a ciggy " said Tom. Lighting one and passing it to me "Where's my holder, am I allowed to smoke in the Marquee" I slurred my words as my glass was filled again." No one here but us now" said Mark. " Do like a woman in opera gloves smoking with a holder classy" said Tom… Read more

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I always like to keep my blinds open even in Winter, maybe its because I am such an exhibitionist, anyway the other evening I was admiring myself in the reflection in the glass window when outside I could hear a whirring noise and two blue lights, O.M.G. is it an U.F.O.... A close Encounter of the third kind, I pushed my face closer to the glass it was just hovering outside and me in my infamous black chiffon robe and red lips, hang on thats not a U.F.O. its a drone thingy like a helicopter... and is that a lens on the front... before I could define it any more the heavens opened hailstones… Read more