About

Porn Expert.

Please read this before inviting me as a friend!

Please! DO NOT! invite me if you don't have any uploads or any favourites that are of the same taste GEDDITT!!... FUCK OFF!!

I have some very simple likes!

Big fucking tit porn (simple life what!)

Big fucking tit bbw (simple life what!)

Big fucking tit matures (simple life what!)

Big fucking tit and / or stockings and heels, mules (simple life what!)

Fully clothed sex especially big tit. Love it!

Schoolgirl stuff especially with big fucking tits (obviously over 18 otherwise don't even fucking go there you fucking cunts otherwise you'll be glassed and fucking introduced to my good mate Stanley K, a very fucking nice friend to have!)

British Porn & vintage with big fucking tits.

Definitely don't fucking invite me if you have those fucking cock avatars, tribute vidz or pics or any homosexual content! Each to their own but it aint my fucking bag alright!

If also you happen to be a performer in the vidz or pics posted please do not take offence to the words slag, slut or cunt, northern cunt, scouse slag / cunt, newcastle cunt / slag, that I may use to describe you and or your performance. In fact take it as a fucking compliment you cunt! Even if it's your nearest and dearest who's banging you and happens to never have seen a gym in his life and has spent most of his time out of the sun, daily drinking strong largers in pubs, eating take away burgers, chips kebabs or in a tattooist shop! What the fuck do you want to be called!

If I describe you as a quality slut or slag then that's because I think you've read more than one book in your life, can cook a meal for more than one person, have raised a family or had a sensible conversation with someone about business, sport, music, politics and life in general. Again take it as a fucking compliment!