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So, when your friends know you're a slut

Many of you know that most of this stay at home quarantine time I have been spending with a girlfriend of mine, Riley. Here parents are staying at their lake house, so she and I ha e their normal house. Most mornings when I wake up, I just lay in bed and get on my phone. A lot of those mornings I log in here to chat. So a few Saturdays ago I woke up and was on here chatting and one of you got me super horny for anal. So Riley is laying next to me and I am laughing and telling her about my chats and she is giving me shit about it being so easy to get me all turned on and riled up. Before you kn… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 61

OMG, So This Never Happened Before

So I go home with this guy last night (a friend of a friend kinda of thing, anyway, part of my February journey). By the time we are done, I am tired (or worn out if you want to say it that way) and so is he. So, being the nice girl that I am, I tell him no worries, he can drive me back to my place in the morning on his way to work. Well, slight little piece of the puzzle he left out, or maybe forgot about. This morning, still asleep in his bed, and his ex-wife let's his k**s into his place (apparently she drops them off and he takes them to school). He is in the bathroom, but they see a lump… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 50

Last Night of Vacation

I know, I know, I got back from my family holiday vacation weeks ago. I am slow to take the time sometimes to write these things down. You guys just send me so many messages that I try to respond to! (Forgive me that I can't keep up, there are just too many of you for one of me. Anyway, some of you who asked about my trip encouraged me to share about my last night. For those of you who don't know, I was not only on a trip with my family, we were visiting family. So, not very many chances to have fun at all! On top of that, I got sick the week of New Years. Not at all the way I want to spend on… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 24

Thank God for Leather Seats

Out of town on a family trip to see family for the holidays. It's great seeing family, and seeing movies, and baking and shopping and all, but sometimes I just get stir crazy. So, me and my cousin (a year younger than me) decided we needed to go hang with some of her friends and do a little partying. Problem is, she is younger than me and there was no way I thought we were getting into a bar. So I told her I would go to the liquor store (I'm still not legal to buy, as you know). I have blown the guy at liquor stores before to sell to me, so I figured I would do it again. Be fun for me and I wo… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 15

Um Ooops!

OMG, one of the strangest mornings ever. I mean, let's be real, I have woken up before in a bed and not had any clue who the naked guy next to me was. But I am pretty sure this is the first time I have woken up cum free and clothed next to a guy I have no memory of. Turns out I drank way too much last night or got a spiked drink. Usually I am a bit better than that on my drinking. According to what this guy told me, I got in his Uber and promptly passed out. My phone was locked and my ID has my parent's address back home on it. So, he didn't know what to do and didn't want to call the cops on… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 20

Grandma's Cooking

I don't eat a lot of food usually (except nachos, I can eat a lot of nachos!!!). However, I love my grandma's Thanksgiving meal. It always tastes so good. So we are at her house for Thanksgiving and I am hanging out in the kitchen helping a little as she and my mom and my aunt Jodie get the meal prepared and I hear grandma complaining. Apparently "they" whoever "they" are decided a couple years ago so something that it is not safe to stuff a turkey with dressing and cook it that way. Doesn't matter that she grew up doing it that way every year and so did her mom, etc. No one ever got sick from… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 17

Grandma's Cooking & I Didn't Know Hi

I don't eat a lot of food usually (except nachos, I can eat a lot of nachos!!!). However, I love my grandma's Thanksgiving meal. It always tastes so good. So we are at her house for Thanksgiving and I am hanging out in the kitchen helping a little as she and my mom and my aunt Jodie get the meal prepared and I hear grandma complaining. Apparently "they" whoever "they" are decided a couple years ago so something that it is not safe to stuff a turkey with dressing and cook it that way. Doesn't matter that she grew up doing it that way every year and so did her mom, etc. No one ever got sick from… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 14

Baseball Score

Ok, I know it's not baseball season, so you can just chalk this up to me being a silly blonde if you want to. But years ago my Dad was watching this movie and I walked in as these two characters were in bed in a trailer on the beach (no, I have absolutely no clue what the movie was or who the actors were, sorry) anyway, I remember the guy telling the girl that it was time for the seventh inning stretch and she said they were only at like the 4th inning or something. Why in the hell that stuck with me, I don't know. But I constantly think of sex in baseball terms now (don't even get me started… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 14

me and the boys that just got back

I want you all who keep asking about my latest opportunity to serve to know that I haven't been holding out on you. This things are immensely personal to me and I like to spend some time with them mostly just being mine, in my head, thinking through them and solidifying how I am going to remember them and feel about them, and feel about myself through them. Not sure if that makes any sense, but anyway, it's kinda my way and what keeps me going. But, the good news for those of you who have waited is that I am ready to talk about it. So, as most of you know, it is very I care so deeply for our s… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 23

Next Chance to Serve My Country is Finally Set!!!!

OMG!!!!! I didn't think we would ever get all the details worked out, but we have! My next gang bang is all set up! They just sent me their travel plans, so we are locked in!!! OMG I am so excited!! One of my friends on here, who is also military, helped me set it up by talking to the guys that are coming to visit me and helping work out the logistics. God that sounds so not sexy to say that the details were hard to get set, but good grief they were. I thought the hardest part was agreeing on how many could cum, but I think setting the date was worse. But who cares now, it's set! ( If you ha… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 19

I Just Got Called Out

So, one of you just called me out on slipping on my duty. Ugh, that hurt, he was kinda right. So he said it was time for me to have another gang bang. I told him, well, I had been busy all summer (should probably tell you guys about some of that) and I have had several 3somes so i am still getting filled. Then he said, no, 3somes don't fill all my holes at once. Plus, what about serving the military men that I seemed to care so much about. Ok, first off, I DO CARE! That was not something idle I just said. I do care! I was actually with a few military guys over the summer. But, I get it. So, I… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 11

What is it About ANAL?

What is it? I don't get it. I mean, I know, I know, guys have said it over and over. It's tighter, it feels different, it's naughtier, more taboo. I get it. I get why you guys like it. If you can get in our ass then you got away with something. Then it's ok to call us the dirty slut you were already thinking that we are. But why, good God why, do I sometimes crave anal? WTF is up with that? I mean pardon me for being direct, but that isn't what my asshole was made for, really. And it definitely feels uncomfortable to say the least. Sometimes it freakin hurts!!! (I mean I cried the first few t… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 40

What do Cards and Cocks have in common?

I suck at cards. I do. I don't get it, I'm not good at it. I just am not a poker player. In fact, I'm lousy at Black Jack and Uno and most card games. But I have watched enough movies to know what a 'tell' is. So let me let you boys in on a little secret......a lot of you have a tell. So, it starts with a news flash....Girls are different from guys. Guys are visual. Good gawd are you guys visually driven. We aren't. I mean sometimes sure. I can be turned on by how good looking someone is. But, in general, our eyes are not how you get to us. So, do you know what it tells me (or any other girl… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 21

You Boys Sure Can Whine

Ok, just teasing a bit with the title, but seriously, I have so many messages begging me to write about my weekend with my second group of service men. (Or you are asking me why I haven't yet written about it) The truth is, number one, I don't write about everything that happens in my life (or all the military men I thank). Number two, sometimes I just need to be in the right guy emotional place to share those parts of me with all of you. Number four, part of being in the right place is having a bit of time to see how somethings settle in with me. First reactions aren't always try long term. N… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 22

Time to Serve My Country Again

As many of you know (because you ask about it all the time), my next military men gangbang is tomorrow night. I have been with a few other military men one on one, but haven't said anything about it because I don't do it for recognition, I do it because it is something I believe in deeply, and because it seems to matter to the guys, so I don't want to cheaoen it by talking about it on here. However, I don't think group things are on the same level. Judging by the amount of responses I got and still get to my last one, you guys don't either. Anyway, tomorrow night it is on! Judging by our coup… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 11

Question for you Married Men

Ok, so I got set up on a date earlier this week by a friend. The guy he set me up with is much older than me (51) and had lost his wife about 8 months ago. Most of you guys who have chatted with me know that I have a thing for older men (and the story behind that). So I said yes, seemed like a nice thing for me to do, since he hadn't been out really since then. So he was a perfect gentleman. Picked me up for dinner (I wore a cute little sundress that I have...ok, ok, I have several of them, but that's not the point... and a pair of sandals... you know, cute, but casual) and he even opened the… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 33

What is it about DICKS?

Seriously, what is it dicks that I love so much? Ok, this is a silly little post, so forgive me, but I got made fun of tonight and it isn't the first time, and I just don't know what it is. So here is the thing. I like holding a guy's cock. I don't know what it is, but I always have. I am not talking about during sex (though I like that too!). I mean when I was in high school and I would be like watching a movie with a guy i would end up with my hand down his pants, or pulling his dick out and just playing with it, holding it. I LOVE how a hard dick feels in my hand. I just love it. And I get… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 35

Ok, Another Question

This is going to sounds silly, I think. But several of you have asked for me to write more about what goes on in my life. I feel kinda weird doing it, but since I have gotten several requests, I thought I would ask you "friends" if you really want to read more, and if so, what? Just when crazy shit happens, or like, about my weekend parties, or even just normal random daily stuff like taking out the trash? (Ok, k**ding about taking out the trash part.) But let me know, I don't want to write too much but you guys are so sweet in talking to me about things. (I learned so much about how some of y… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 30

What Drinking Leads to

Ok, so when you are as small as me, alcohol effects you quickly. Case in point, last night. So, most of you probably know that my Friday and Saturday nights usually entail going to parties. Love my weekends! But last night, we went out before the party, to this bar/restaurant place. And, I started drinking. (Yes I am u******e, and no, I never have problems getting drinks.) I am one of those happy drunks. I get in a really good mood and I get a little brain crazy if you know what I mean. I don't have a whole lot of inhibitions in life (and the ones I have are kinda odd, probably, but very real… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 25

How my Saturday Went

I am going to assume most of you who are reading this know what I am referencing (if not, go ready my previous 2 entries about "opinion"). I wasn't going to write anything about it, but I have gotten so many messages requesting it, that, well, here we go. Saturday came and it was time to get ready. I had gone through quite a few outfits, but the request was sexy not slutty, but more sexy than my mom would ever wear (they just had to bring her into this). So, if you have seen my pics, you saw what I ended up choosing.Showed plenty of leg (I wore a great set of heels!!!!) and was a skirt and op… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 5 years ago 23