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A Quiet Night

So I am thinking, ok, I had a crazy ass weekend, I mean crazy, sobered up for a day and a half to take my last final, then had another blow out to celebrate. Now it is Wednesday, I don't even really wake up until after 12. No shower, no fancy getting ready, just hair up in a bun, lounge around house shorts and a soft top (actually pj top, all day). Order in Chinese food for dinner, watching Netflix (Outer Banks for the 3rd time). My fortune cookie fortune says "You will find peace tonight". Sounds good to me. It has been forever since I slept alone and in my own bed. What the fuck do the Chin… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 32

Ever have one of those morning?

Where you wake up way too early, but can't go back to sleep because your mouth tastes like so much ass...... and then it starts coming back to you.....last night.......I started out sitting on the floor, back to the couch, with a cock in my mouth.....something I really enjoy. But then he pulls out, and puts one leg up on the couch and grabs my hair and sticks my face in his ass. Ok, this happens, no big deal, go with it.... lick some ass. I start letting my tongue dart out and flick at his asshole, he pushes harder (fyi, that makes my nose hurt guys when you push too hard). He is rubbing his a… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 20

Easter Treat

Catching up on one I meant to post. So I went home for Easter which many of you know. I also went to church on Easter morning with my family (which many of you also know I go to church). Anyway, ran into an old high school friend there. We were great friends in HS but pretty much only social media friends at this point. So it was great to hang out, take a few pics together, and all. And, we decided to hang out that afternoon, after family lunches. So, sure enough, we start hanging out, go shopping, get yogurt, drive around, usual crap. Talking, catching-up. But then suddenly i just had this… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 20

Didn't Think This One Through

Sometimes, as a girl, I just have to ask myself if it was worth it. You know, like, was that dick worth what I went through to get it. What, you want to know what would make me ask a question like that? Well, stumbling barefoot across the cold wet concrete to my car, nipples poking through the tight shirt pulled hastily over my chest, my bra, panties, heels, and phone in my hands, eyes only half open (not sure if that is the booze or just being tired AF), mouth tasting like my ass, while I try desperately to find the clicker to open my car door at 5am. (Only to realize after I curse out loud a… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 31

Taco Tuesday Strikes Again

Before one of you smart asses says it, no, I don't mean heartburn or diarrhea. I also don't mean tequila hangover. I LOVE Taco Tuesday. For those of you who don't know, Mexican food is my shit. Like I love it so much!!! I could eat it multiple times a day! Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas, omg, I am in heaven. Like my nipples are getting hard thinking about it. Love me some chips and salsa too. This girl can put eat some serious ships and salsa if the salsa is good. And, when going Mexican, you have to go with margaritas. (ok, so I like Mexican beer too. And shut up, I'm a girl so I can like flav… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 33

I still get surprised

Each February I celebrate Black History month. Black Lives Matter (and so do Black Cocks). It's part of who I am. Anyway, my way of giving back or celebrating is that I hook up with at least new black cock every day of the month. To do that I take set-ups from guys I know, hook ups through apps on my phone, random meets, heck even a guy from on here on Saturday night. The point is, I don't know alot about most of them. And sometimes, that means I get surprised. Last week, one of my nights is this random guy who wants to meet at his place. I give a friend the address so someone knows where i a… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 16

Sometimes I just get this naughty streak

There is situational naughty, when I am just living life and something pops up, and mmmm, naughty fun. Then there are those times when I get like this really naughty streak and I set out to be naughty. Like I plan it and I make it into reality. Once upon a time our fair haired princess was in Florida. Ok, well actually it was in January before classes started back up, and I am not even close to a Princess, but the story does involve slippers (well heels) so it made me think of a fairy tale. I guess a fairy tale without the happy love ending, so maybe not a fairy tale at all. Anyway, I was in… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 34

One Night at a Bar in AZ

I know, I know, the start of the new semester is delayed to make sure we are all COIVD free after our Christmas vacations. Means I shouldn't probably be traveling, but when friends say come see me, well, sometimes you just have to come see them. And I love it out here in the desert, so pretty! And I love my friends!!!! So I don't know if you fellas know this, but I am a terrible flirt when I go out. OMG. But it is so fun, and it so often works out when I do!!! And this weekend, I was at it again, just flirting like crazy. Ok, first off, I have this, i don't know, my friends say weird little t… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 17

Sometimes, Life is Just Random

Buckle up boys, this is going to be a long one I think, to try and tell you all that happened. It was just kinda this string of things that lead from one point to another, but ended up being a pretty fun few days. So I am chatting on here with this friend of mine, Paul, and he is like, "I miss talking to you when you are coked up, that turns me on so much. Do you have any with you?" I said no, I was out and he said, "You should go get some coke and get fucked up. I really love talking to you when you are fucked up." I didn't have anything else to do, so I went to this guy I get my coke from (… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 3 years ago 21

Christmas Eve

'Twas the night before Christmas, in a married man's house Something was stirring and it wasn't a mouse My stocking were off, but the fire kept me warm As a matter of fact, I was naked, just my bare form His offspring were missing, on a trip with their mom And the daddy, well he was feeling just a little bit Dom He had wrapped me up, from head to toe In a big red ribbon, my tits in a bow When across my bare ass there arose such a clatter Something sprang from his pants, hoping to splatter To the window he took me for a quick flash Up against it he pushed me, cold glass my tits did mash The moo… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 25

What Slutty Saturday means...

I get in moods. Yeah, I know, you are all laughing, going, "no Shit, you're a woman". Haha. Yes, I get those moods too. The ones I can't explain. But I also get in behavior moods. Take today for instance, I have been drinking Sangria since breakfast. No lie. Had to take an Uber to the liquor store because neither of us could drive. Do you know the looks we got, stumbling out of there with a case of wine? (or the look I got a little bit ago when he was passed out and I took an Uber back, just in case I don't sleep tonight, and got more Sangria? Ok, it could have been that I was wearing one of h… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 43

Smells

You guys don't know what you are missing out on. Seriously. Like I know y'all have noses, but they don't work like ours do, and I'm not sure they are connected down between your legs like our noses are. Seriously, other than ?, I am not sure that smells mean much to guys. You never comment on it, even when I think I smell amazing. Bit I promise you, your smell goes a long way towards how turned on we get. I bring all this up not to bash on men, y'all know I love you. I do! I bring it up because a smell got me yesterday. So, last night I am standing in line to get food at the Student Union bui… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 20

Part 2 - What a Fucking Sunday

Read Part 1 to catch up. I woke up this morning (Sunday) in a frat house. No big deal. I have probably woken up more Sunday mornings in a frat house than I have my own bed. My head hurts, I'm dehydrated, I can only find some of my own clothes, and I reek of semen and alcohol. But Lord knows, taking a shower in a frat house is just begging for cringe-inducing lines to be played on you as the frat boys who have no game are the only ones up and.out of bed because they couldn't get one of the party sluts to shack up with them. So, tie.my hair up, make the best outfit I can out of the clothes I ca… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 11

Fantasy Football WTF Moment Part 1

Ok, what the serious fuck? You guys all let me down. Some of you saw the question I had out there on Sunday. So, Saturday night I am at a party and drunk. And one thing that I like to have fun with is drunk guys talking trash. Well, apparently I should not do that when I am drunk also. Long story short, a bet happens, and I am on the hook to fuck the guy 1 minute for every 1 point his fantasy football team scored this weekend. If you will recall, I asked you guys to tell me (on Sunday, after I had made the bet) what I was in for, what were normal scores, because I know zero about fantasy footb… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 15

How My Week Started

So I am just sitting on my bed Sunday night in a pair of these just for indoors little cotton shorts and a t-shirt, on my phone, a bit bored, dreading Monday coming and I get a message. It's from this married guy that I have seen 4 or 5 times before. He usually tries to hook up with me when his wife is out of town (which is how I met him the first time in a bar). The message is a pic of his cock and a bag of 'sugar'. Guy has a fucking tree trunk for a cock. Seriously huge cock. That's why the sugar. It helps with how much it hurts at first. It's a weakness, I know it, but I couldn't resist. I… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 26

Ever have one of those mornings?

Where you wake up and realize you have absolutely no clue who the naked body next to you is? Like I know I was drinking, but I am really pretty sure that is not the guy I went to bed with. WTH is going on? Well, I had one of those mornings on Sunday. For those of you who didn't know, I am back at school (yes, in person classes for now). Had a party Saturday night and ended up this guy took me home, like to the house he lives in. I remember that, and I remember seeing him on top of me, well and feeling it! But no lie, I wake up and look at him and no clue who the guy is, but i know i am starti… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 23

Just a Walk in the Park

You guys are so nice to me! Thank you! I get so many requests and compliments for more posts about things in my life. I promise you I really appreciate it! So, a lot of you know I was in Vegas a couple weekends back. On the Monday I was to fly out, one of the guys that I was there with invited me to go home with him instead of back to Texas. It's summer, why not? So I changed my ticket and flew with him to Atlanta. I have been in Atlanta with him the last two weeks. (heading back west today). Anyway, thought I would tell you about some fun I had in the big ATL. So the guy I was staying with,… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 23

What Went In and Out of My Stomach (part two)

Stop it! Right now! Don't be lazy. Go read part one first! I'm waiting....lol Ok, fine... then on to the other experience that I referenced in part one. So, different lake trip, but i am on this pontoon and i end up bent over the side railing and I am litereally talking to this guy who is floating in the water while another guy has his cock deep up my pussy just pounding away. There are a couple other girls on rafts floating there too, watching my head thrust forward as he pumps me. The thing I didn't realize was that my stomach was right on the rail bar, so each time he pumped, he was pushi… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 19

What Went In and Out of My Stomach (part one)

OK, ok, I get it. Wow. You are guys are so persistent! I keep getting asked about my 4th of July weekend at the lake. (Truth is I haven't even come back from the lake yet, but that's a whole other story). I don't know why, but sometimes I feel like writing about my life, and sometimes I don't. Here I am starting writing, and I am not even sure how much I am going to say. But I will tell you this one, because I thought it was funny. So, holiday lake weekend. Lots of boats, lots of people, lot of partying. I drank some lake water, a shit ton of alcohol, and even more semen! All you guys kept as… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 13

Home Depot Really Does Mean "More Doing"

I know some people think that the Home Depot is all about DIY (do it yourself) projects, but I am here to tell you that is not always true! I totally didn't have to do it myself! For me, boredom is pretty much just as dangerous as alcohol. It just leads me to do all kinds of crazy things. Today, I got bored AF, so I jumped in the car and started driving around listening to music and sipping on some Starbucks. I guess the caffeine got me, cuz I am driving past this Home Depot store and my brain starts telling me there are lots of men at Home Depot stores, and not nearly as many wives! I didn't… Read more

Posted by megscheerfun 4 years ago 53