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    Last seen 11 days ago
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    5028 days on xHamster
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    Personal information
    I am:
    Male, heteroflexible
    From:
    Earth
    Languages:
    English
    Education:
    BA/BS (4 years college)
    Occupation:
    Gizmotic Institute
    Income:
    Average
    Relationship:
    Open
    Kids:
    No, and do not want any
    Religion:
    Atheist
    Smoking:
    Never
    Drinking:
    Several times a week
    Webcam:
    Yes
    What I look like
    Ethnicity:
    White
    Body type:
    Average
    Hair length:
    Very short
    Hair color:
    Blonde
    Eye color:
    Green
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    About me

    Where I come from "BBC" is the British Broadcasting Corporation. This causes me constant cognitive dissonance on here.

    After a while on here I've come to a conclusion; people can be a bit odd, sometimes.
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    majordenis
    majordenis Host 4 years ago
    to FilthyLeggyWhore : I think now I'm searching my brain for your status a month ago; it probably made sense then. Sorry. :pensive:
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    FilthyLeggyWhore 4 years ago
    Awkward for yourself?
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    majordenis
    majordenis Host 6 years ago
    to missapathetic : Oh joy! Just like old days, except my knees hurt more now. :smile:
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 6 years ago
    Well hello there.
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    SarahStepetic1
    Hahaha ... I saw you somewhere. I do not remember just where. Maybe in a dream?)
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    majordenis
    majordenis Host 9 years ago
    to missapathetic : Seemingly, that I'd forgotten you'd got the tattoo. Stupid head.
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 9 years ago
    Lol what has you confused? I assumed you were referring to what look like scars on the right side of my back but is actually the tail end of my phoenix tattoo.. pun only slightly intended. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    sweetascanbe
    sweetascanbe 9 years ago
    to majordenis : Oh no :frowning: lots of liquids and vitamin C!!
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    majordenis
    majordenis Host 9 years ago
    to sweetascanbe : Got a bit of a vile cold. :pensive:
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    sweetascanbe
    sweetascanbe 9 years ago
    more of bored. how are you mister? :smile:
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 9 years ago
    BOO.
    Reply
    majordenis
    majordenis Host 10 years ago
    Likewise. It's always nice to see you back in circulation.
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    sweetascanbe
    sweetascanbe 10 years ago
    Have you been leaving me messages?
    Reply
    majordenis
    majordenis Host 11 years ago
    to missapathetic : Perhaps I am more easily persuaded to such diversions.
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 11 years ago
    Well this place is an excellent cure for boredom. I am just seldom bored for long enough to warrant getting on here. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 11 years ago
    And you were the latter!
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 11 years ago
    lol I definitely do not. I'm actually so uncool that I had to google what tumblr is..
    Reply
    sweetascanbe
    sweetascanbe 12 years ago
    yes, meh :flushed:
    Reply
    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    Surprisingly uncommon here.
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    yes! i am so very pleased that you know that reference. :smile:
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    jolena 12 years ago
    Thanks for the heads up - reported that user as spam :kissing_heart:
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    Never! That one stays up always.
    Reply
    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    ahah I know, I have avatar ADD right now. I like this new one though. This one will stay for a bit.
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    Unfortunately so! :wink:
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    I would hope so! Haha sometimes I have the urge to just take a super random picture of non-sexual body parts and I blame this on you.
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 12 years ago
    I miss talking to you!
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    sunny553 12 years ago
    Hello....
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 13 years ago
    I expect a hand picture very soon. :smirk:
    Reply
    missapathetic
    missapathetic 13 years ago
    haha that's just how i roll.
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    missapathetic
    missapathetic 13 years ago
    not gonna lie, i'm totally missing your knee right now.

    :smirk:
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