About

For all intents and purposes, this is a joke wink wink.

Professor of Philosophy here, really finding the light and love with sexuality. Had some rough experiences growing up, in the military and really had faith guide me and this love has led to where I am today.

Although raised Catholic, I have found true divinity with the Mother Goddess Kali. Her mission has been to unleash the power of motherly love. My family learned and I have been closer than ever with my wife and our only boy. We live near central Ohio far out in the country where our kind is encouraged.

I encourage family masturbation, especially mothers with their boys; This will change the world. There will be no more sexual crime, as all repressed urges and taboo are welcomed and shared in a healthy manner filled with familial love and loyalty.

After COVID, I have been studying the impact of this family love in communities and have had countless conversations all showing the one universal truth. Regardless of orientation, gender, nationality, race, all sons want to go home to their birth place. It is psychologically therapeutic in an evolutionary manner. Coupling ejaculation inside the womb that made oneself converts this sacred act into a form of masturbation.

This is the future.