About

PLEASE READ MY PROFILE BEFORE SENDING ME A MESSAGE!! If you ask me a question that I have already answered somewhere in my bio, then I WILL delete your message and not reply. I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but if you can't put forth the effort to read this, then I can't put forth the effort to carry on a discussion with you. I am not into those kinds of childish games. I just don't have that kind of time...

I am formerly ColoradoGoddes71 from adultfriendfinder.com

I know we aren’t here to discuss politics, but if you’re a Trump supporter, don’t bother contacting me.

Not much to say. I'm a BBW (SSBBW to some, think Mindy McCarthy) basically, I call myself fat, and I'm OK with that. I am looking for a LTR/FWB, but am open to more. Just want someone I can hang out and have fun with. Someone who can carry on a good conversation (I have a Master's Degree so I expect someone who can string 2 sentences together and who can spell!!!) & make me laugh. I like to watch, and weather permitting, I like to fuck in public (I don't want to get caught though, I don't need the police record). I am also open to the idea of sex with a she-male, it is just something that I have never tried so I'm curious... Finally, I am not a "size queen," frankly, I'm not interested in a 10in. dick thanks all the same...

While I am heterosexual, I am also bi-curious. I have made out with women and done some breast play, but so far that is it. I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman if one of us were wearing a strap on, and given the right circumstances I even thing some pussy grinding may be fun. But since I have never been with a woman, I would have to start off slowly I think...

While I am open minded and open to trying new things, I am NOT into animals (Yes, someone asked me if I let my dog lick my pussy!!!), also my period is no one's business but my own (long story, same freak who asked about the dog, don't ask!), just know that if I do end up meeting you, it will not be an issue. I'll take care of the birth control, you take care of the condoms (i.e. disease control)!!!

I work in the legal field so I don't post/text/email compromising pictures of myself. There is not much else to say about myself, so if you want to know something, just ask.

And having said that, I have a few questions: 1) Why are guys so fascinated by anal sex? Personally, I've tried it and I don't like it, so don't even ask me about it!!! 2) Why is every woman in a porn video is called a "slut?" 3) Why do men like to watch women being humiliated (look up "humiliation" videos if you don't know what I mean)? 4) What is the huge turn on about squirting? 5) what is the deal with guys shoving their fingers in a woman’s mouth during sex? Seriously, just because you see it on here, not all women find everything sexy. It’s not!

Finally, if you send me a message talking about how you want to fuck my ass or ask me for a picture, than you haven't bothered to read this and you will not likely get a reply...