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Have you been eating well? If not, eat a piece of fruit or a handful of nuts. You need vitamins and protein. You’re probably not drinking enough water. When is the last time you showered? Take a cold shower to wake you up or a hot shower if you need to relax. Do the laundry that’s been piling up. You’ve been wearing that sweatshirt for too long. Take care of the dishes in the sink that have been there for three days and have started to stress you out. Did you brush your teeth this morning? How about your hair? Listen to the messages on your phone that have been there for days… Read more

... Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j393/MissChrisabella/tumblr_n9rvhq… Read more

... That a "Dom" is Actually Just an Abusive Douchebag Here's some tips. For those with a preference for cock, keep your eyes open. For those of you who don't like the cock, read this anyway and DON'T BE THIS GUY/PERSON. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ - Phallic centered, 100+ photos of his dick, mentions his dick, his dominance comes from his dick, he thinks he can ‘fix’ you with his dick, keeps sending photos of his dick, mentions his dick more then he mentions anything else - Thinks your submissiveness is because you’re a woman, and therefore ‘natur… Read more

1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone. 2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance. 3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will. 4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy. 5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you. 6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be t… Read more

“There will come a time when you want to cut off all your hair. Do it. Realise that the thing you want rid of doesn’t lie in the long curls that frame your face so perfectly. Live with short hair for a while. It’ll grow. You won’t always want to talk to people. That’s okay. When it’s late and you hear your friends talking in the next room, you don’t have to join them. You’re allowed your solitude. It makes company sweeter and it teaches you how to survive alone. You will need that skill. In the winter, you’ll believe that nothing will ever grow again. You’re wrong. Every year, the world lo… Read more

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime. 4. sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger. 5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother. 6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can almost always "wake it up" b… Read more

1. The healthy submissive is capable of, and thrives on, intense, intimate, emotionally open relationships. This is often evident in the number of nourishing, sustaining, and life affirming friendships she makes over the years. 2. The healthy submissive is a giver. She often needs help to ration herself because her impulses nearly always lead her to want to do good for others. 3. The healthy submissive is capable of intense joy, especially in the context of a sustaining relationship. 4. The healthy submissive finds significant relaxation when properly related. She is at ease in that… Read more

First step... catch her. Second step... hold on to her. Third step... while holding on to her. Try to get to your cuffs/rope/ whatever you can get your hands on. Fourth step... carry her to the bed. Fifth step... stop and try to catch your breath. (while still trying to hold on to her) Sixth step... catch her again. Seventh step... threaten her with bodily harm if she doesn't stand still. Eighth step... catch her again. Ninth step... threaten to gag her if she doesn't stop laughing. Tenth step... drag her back to the bed. Eleventh step...secure her wiggling body.… Read more

I've been on this site for over 2 years now - coming up on 3 years soon, actually - and in that time I have made many, many good friends. But there's one person who has just been "that person" for me, despite our age difference, despite the fact that we live on opposite ends of the continent, and in different countries. My friend has seen me through one breakup after the next, through university admissions and marriage reconciliations. He's been there through sickness, falls off of the "whatever I'm passionate about this week" bandwagon, and has even conceded that Canada does in fact have… Read more

... That Aren't All Sexual. I LOVE men. I love them. I love the way they move, the way they speak, the way their minds work. I love when men get so passionate about their favourite sports team, and take it as a personal loss when said team doesn't win. I love how men kiss, how they play air guitar, how they man the grill, and have an endless supply of movie quotes lodged in their brains. Don't get me wrong, I love a man with that to-die-for body: the six pack, the V thing (it's called an iliac crest, for those who don't know) and an ass that sits like a little shelf holding up his ba… Read more

Aries: Give plenty of reassurance even if they act like they don’t need it, make a point to gently pry even if they say they don’t want to talk about it, and always remember there is more sensitivity underneath an Aries than is shown. Encourage their dreams but keep them grounded, take them on adventures, and never take their romantic and chivalrous gestures for granted. Taurus: Be loyal and dedicated, show them you won’t give up without a fight. Let them win the argument every now and again, to keep the peace. Never make a promise you cannot keep, show up when you say you wi… Read more