About

I like the joy and comfort of cuddling next to a woman or man. I am here to explore all of the various sides of my sexuality, but I'm not here to be insulted just because I'm a woman.

Men - if you want to be friends please have a little more going for you then a penis picture. Women - since we have more intellect and patience when it comes to sex - welcome.

I enjoy chatting and sharing with other like minded women (bi; straight; and lesbians) and couples. I also have some very deep private fetishes I explore with others who understand.

I'm not a sub and don't want one. No matter what you think you know about "Shades of Gray!"

Many potential friends and FRIENDS have asked me about my moniker - "LIZARD DICK". They have asked, "Isn't this a strange handle for a woman?" Well here's the story!

It refers to a family heirloom, a "Leather Dildo" handed down to me by my grandmother. It's old, yet still functional with an insert (she told me they use to use corn cobs as inserts). Therefore, the leathery dick - Lizard Dick. I guess I could have used "Leather Dick" - LOL.

I speak one language: English, so anyone sending me a message or invitation in a foreign language will be declined. I like intelligent porn not insults or just stupid remarks.

If you have something to say especially the first introductory conversation, then please be courteous, raunchy, lustful, sexual and/or humorous - okay, but downright filth will be declined.

At my age it's important for me to be open and honest right from the start. I hope you find these points helpful about becoming friends with me.

Hugs and kisses to everyone, especially those of you who are addicted to porn and sex like me.

If you have an interesting comment or just what to let me know what you think about my profile or my favorites please - LEAVE A COMMENT FOR ME!

Men have to leave comment on my PROFILE because I don't accept PM from men UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF MY FRIENDS.

I've found THAT THIS cuts down on the one and two word introductions. I will also report ALL FAKES...you know who you are!!

I READ THEM ALL profile and private messages - xoxo !!