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Linton, male, heterosexual
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Toronto Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
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Female, heterosexual
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No part , this is infinity ...!
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Part 2
GHOST HUG (you can't FEEL it) . Lots of hugs(smart phone) .......
safe sex is like a road test . No car crash (CONDOM) !
I CAN FEEL YOUR FINGERTIPS ALL AROUND ME( I AM PHONE ) .....
Of course I have feelings for men . Peter Pan & Robin Hood ... My girl treats me like Link !
smelly ? spreading lies & rumors ? Hop out the shower just to kick the shit out of it (XXX) !!!
My girlfriends keep phones close by like a pistol ! Number SAVED ? Hide same way a squirrel hides a nut ...! lamp come with majic cuffs ... Make sure its love cuffs ! If she comes back like a boomerang it then forms the magical chain of love ...
Voodoo phone (phone is me) ! Invisible puppet strings & robots . I can FEEL female fingertips around me... FAN, like a DECK OF CARDS (Contacts) !
0 ? NO HEART (no like) ? I got laid several times in the SAME shirt ! Internet votes is bullshit, fingertips full of shit ! I have been getting pussy(having sex) since I was 17 ! I am almost 40 ! No black men ? I guess I beat the odds .... ! I keep myself clean so female fingertips can wrap hands around me (phone) ...
Always leave with a good note... I love everybody !
Some females can't tell if they are gay & I CAN SEE THAT ... I ONLY TALK TO STRAIGHT GIRLS !!
I dont give a Fuk if you dont't like me . I already fucked every skin color !
Don't make wealthy people bully you or steal from you . Treat all of them like mosquito ... You got what they need ($) !
Hands fast like a boxer , no I am not a boxer, I wash my clothes every day. Gloves for love ( CONDOMS ) !
Still getting laid with nothing in my pockets, call Polly Pocket . She always keeps me in her pockets, while eating a hot pocket ! No faggot, dont forget, all have forgotten . Female dogs love bones . Don't forget I came to earth straight as a bone , walk the earth alone , all I can see is scaredy cat , pussy and Vagina ... I don't give a F if you take away my wheels and rollerblades my legs will forever move like the infinity symbol !!!
Safe sex with a CONDOM is like an astronaut suit ( Dont break it ) !
Say NO to hackers !
Some people spend there entire life PAYING females . When I get it for FREE, I HIDE INSIDE HER ...... You will NEVER SEE ..............
When she pulled down her panties ...? Her pussy look like two BEEF Patties ....!
Treated like I was d e a d ( sorry no azzhole ) . At least a Vagina knows that I am STILL ALIVE ! I like the way a Pussy roars even when SHE PRETENDS that I am INSIDE !!!!!
0 ( no comments ) ? 2022? Well it does take TWO (2) !! Me inside a vagina 
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!! Friends or no friends ? These fuking retards can't stop me from having sex, Sonic 00 ( INFINITY ) !!
I don't masterbate I go straight to the females ( room ) . Fuck you pay me , they NOTICED I dont play . If we ain't fucking then I will NEVER PAY ! When I go out for walks I always get vagina for FREE ( More attractive than money ) ...! They hate when I get pussy for FREE ! Daddy has to pay bills . Pussy chill in the cold , always dressed warm I never needed a pill . No fuks given ? I rather look at a Vagina on SCREEN !
. Pussy chill in the cold , always dressed warm I never needed a pill . No fuks given ? I rather look at a Vagina on SCREEN ! The way 20 years go by ( nobody really said a word or gave a fuck ) ! After school, events and partying ....!? The way men and woman age, does it really take that long to settle down with ONE PERSON !? After looking in the mirror so many times while my face turns old . I have always called myself handsome ( nobody really says a word ) ... I would save all of that air for a girlfriend !!!
Long distance relationships is like putting another fish into another fish tank ...
I have heard stories of men locking up girls in a room pretending to be the girl on the phone talking to the boyfriend -_- . The boyfriend never knew until they got rid of the bodies .... Look out for smart guys...
Look how old we are now , see how far we made it !? F'd nicknames VS real names . Some people are to embarrassed to show a face . I can walk around with a mask and unmasked ( body language ) ... So well behaved ! Good good good bad good, just stay GOOD ! Dont use positivity to hurt people ...! Always stay positive !!!
Working out ! Cooking ( self attention ) ..... Delicious..!?
Hard to get people's attention because everybody wants attention ......! Of course I can see it ! Everybody is all over the internet . Videogames and working out !
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