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Today, feeling very horny and wanting something new I set off for the local big city. There knowing that M&S had a sale on, I decided that I needed some new panties. How enjoyable looking and choosing what I fancied with all the women around me, young and old. Did they wonder if I was buying for a gf or the wife or did they suspect for myself? At least they weren't over sized . . . getting me aroused. A quick trip to Ann Summers followed for a nice dildo and a very strong vibrator . . . "Do you want them in a bag sir?" . . . So ready to set off for home. Quickly change into my new blue… Read more

Floating through xhamster, I'm always interested in how people choose their xhamster nic and then working it out. I mean mine, Lifesfai is an abbreviation of how I describe me, both here and in life in general - Lifesfailure. So how did you decide your nic? Funny or boring share it in the comments below, x x x… Read more

I found this and thought it was funny. No idea who originally wrote it and apologies if you’ve read it before A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am". The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude". "You must be a technician." said the balloon… Read more

== Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Switch 100% Primal (Prey) 100% Masochist 100% Rope bunny 100% Experimentalist 99% Voyeur 98% Exhibitionist 97% Brat 95% Rigger 94% Boy/Girl 93% Non-monogamist 83% Degrader 75% Primal (Hunter) 75% Pet 73% Submissive 69% Slave 64% Degradee 62% Daddy/Mommy 47% Ageplayer 44% Owner 39% Dominant 34% Sadist 29% Master/Mistress 18% Vanilla… Read more

Daily, it now seems we have a scammer called Julia. He/she changes their xhamster name, but several things remain constant - they claim to be either 19 or 29 years old, they no longer use an avatar, only the hamster and of course just give a list of websites / locations to visit to find pictures, currently .su It would appear they go through the dating section, currently online and just send out invites at random - so far in the last 12 hours I have had one from Julia aged 19 and Julia aged 29. I now report them to support - click on the spam button on their profile, block them and dec… Read more

One of the things which has always interested me are the videos where a guy is all wired up and then after a few groans or yells, if we're lucky we see cum spirt out, usually with great force and copious amounts too! Well seeing as the doc has increased my meds yet again, I thought lets have ago. So being rash and feeling flush I had a look through Amazon, chose my shock and arranged click and collect so I didn't have to explain away the brown cardboard box to she, who must be obeyed! So what next, a quick electrocution, a frying of my balls, I can see you all waiting, or have pissed off… Read more

Sometimes when I sit here, trying not to go blind while on the site, pieces of old memories cum back to me . . . Tonight I was looking out of the window at all the fog and remembered being a teenager. In those days if you wanted to go anywhere, you got on your bike, literally and went. I used to go out at night and near where we lived was a huge set of allotments which had a dirt track which went through it from the main road to a back lane near a railway crossing. Anyway if it was really foggy at night, I would sometimes whip my clothes off and cycle naked through the allotments, no lig… Read more

I live in a holiday area, between the Norfolk coast and the Norfolk Broads. It suddenly came to me that some of you lovely xhamsters might be over this way on holiday. So I thought that perhaps you might like to fuck each other in front of a clothed or naked guy. Or perhaps even like to try cuckold with him. Of course I could film you or just take pictures of you, you supply the memory card or the camera and then you know that you have secure pictures. I could of course turn up in my panties and tights for your amusement or you could have a nm to enjoy. Choice would be upto you. I… Read more

One of the advantages of living by the seaside is that if you brave the cold wind off the North Sea, it does have some nice sand dunes to explore. You may have to travel a little way to find some less frequented but it is worth while. Anyway last week was the first real warm weather here for the year so I thought it was time for a nice warm walk. As I was walking up the road, I could feel my cock rubbing nicely on the inside of my pants, especially when a nice female went past in her tight clothes on her bike, gosh that got me aroused. I thought to myself then what a silly boy I was, I coul… Read more

Over the last week I have been on the receipt of annoying messages from 2 different but upsetting characters. They are both similar in that either they don't read a profile or if they do, they either don't understand it or think the content doesn't mean what it says. In a way they are both people who struggle with the concept that no means no. There is a reason I say no C2C and another why I don't do Skype, just like many others on here have their reasons. So a bit more detail, one individual didn't take no for an answer on several occaisions and thought having an online wank with someon… Read more

Sometimes when I wake up in the night and can't get to sleep, I reach down and start to, but hey lets not get ahead of myself . . . Now, I imagine that I enter a room (always a room it seems) . . . and all of a sudden I find myself strapped down naked, my legs and arms apart and even my body is strapped down so I can't move. I can't see anything either because I seem to have something over my head. Why waiting there I can feel my small cock not doing very much, it sort of just seems to be dangling but I can feel my balls moving around in their sac. Suddenly I feel something long and sof… Read more

Sometimes while I'm looking at various profiles and enjoying myself, I wonder what I would do if one of the profiles belonged to one of the boys I was at school with. I went to an all boys grammar in the East Midlands so it could be possible, or even if they are from the all girls high school from just down the road. I did and still fancy a few of them, last I heard at least 1 was divorced . . . And then, just sometimes I wonder if I know any of the others, male or female . . . guess as long as they're not friends with the wife, I'm safe! Just sometimes… Read more

I stood at the front gate and took a deep breath . . . I checked, yes it was the right address, so I tugged my jacket, checked that I looked neat and tidy and walked up to the door, tentatively knocked and waited. It slowly opened . . . "Why hello, do come in" she sullenly said through rich pouting lips. I licked my lips and followed, noticing that she was wearing a very tight strapless top which left very little to anyone's imagination, below her bare midriff was an extremely short black skirt, so short I could just see the curve of her tight bottom where it met the top of her legs each… Read more