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Personal information
I am:
Dan, 36 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Ramsgate, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Occupation:
Cook
Relationship:
Single
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Capricorn
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Athletic
Hair color:
Brown
Eye color:
Brown
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About me

Hello, Im Dan, im 22 and like all 22 year old single men.. i wanna have some fun!! :D Nothing wrong with that is there??
Im not really expecting to meet anybody off of here, afterall, its just a porn site... a very good porn site i must admit.
I have a few fetishes.. SQUIRTERS being at the top of my list, followed by girls doing random dirty acts.. like the ass smoothie, or milk enimas, creampie eating... LOVE IT! :D
Im very adventurous in bed, or woods.. wherever you like to do it ;) Im up for almost everything.. except poop, i draw the line at poop.

Im kind of just looking for some new friends, so if you live in kent and want to go do something, hit me up :)
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I have an OKCupid account, so ill just copy and paste my profile from there onto here so you can read more about me::
Im a bit of an extremist/idealist when it comes to political views.. i dont think like normal people, or so i have been told. I love nature.. although i see no harm whatsoever in the rape of Pear trees for making a nice bottle of Bulmers :D
I am a cook/barman for the most part, although i turn my hand at alot of other things when given the chance. I like to read, about anything.. if i discover a topic of which i know nothing about i think nothing of spending a day reading up on it.. afterall, enlightenment is the key to happiness, right? maybe not..
I LOVE my food and I love to cook.. GOOD food of course, and I like to workout when i have time to get the gym, which is less than consistantly at the moment.
I enjoy people watching, looking out of my window at 2 am and listening to the drunken conversations of people passing by. I play pool for a local pub.. we are top of the league at the moment which is very suprising because we are all dreadful at pool! :/
I have odd tastes in music.. I love Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Al Green.. the classics.. but i also love my punk (offspring, greenday, peter and the test tube babies, sex pistols,****ey rejects, millencolin, bad religion) and I also love my Ska, I was gutted to find out that the Specials played in Margate last month and i knew nothing about it!!
I play the guitar, write songs and sometimes some poetry.
I have some sexual fetishes that some may find rather sickening lol.. and I have a tendancey to be FAR too honest and open for my own good!
When in a relationship I am very caring, loving, loyal and affectionate.. and expect the same in return. When im not in a relationship im a devil! ;)
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