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Since I still get asked a lot on how to do it, I’ll try to sum it up quickly for you guys :) DISCLAIMER: I am not a doctor and I realize that not everybody is built the same. What works for me does not necessarily have to work for you. I also realize that there’s a difference between milking your prostate and having an anal orgasm. Short explanation: Milking feels nice and ends with ejaculation while an anal orgasm explodes inside your body and doesn’t always mean you eject semen. STEP 1 Chastity. You don’t need a device to lock your penis away (even though I think it’s fucking… Read more

The books are wrong! Here is some of the BAD ADVICE about deep-throating that I've read: "Just relax." Bad advice! First off, it's impossible to really relax when something huge is going down your throat! Secondly, how much fun is it to relax? Thirdly, if it's the real thing, how much fun would it be for him, unless he's a n*********ac? Finally, there is a real danger of choking if you just relax, because then the gag reflex is not suppressed and you might even vomit, which is not a very erotic experience. "Let your head hang over the edge of the bed, upside down, and that'll make your throa… Read more

Almost any dildo can be given a cum-lube tube. Which makes the toy much more like the real thing. If you enjoy water sports. And the feeling of being full. Squirting hot water warmed cum-lube, while getting your fuck-holes pounded hard, fast and deep like I do. You will absolutely love converting all your toys. You do this procedure at your own risk of injury and or death. Power tools and long drill bits can be dangerous tools. I will not be held responsible for any injuries or death incurred by following this process. Tools & Supplies: Super glue. Electric drill with a trigger lock. T… Read more

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The top question I get asked is "How do you cum so much?". To be clear, I'm not sure really, it depends on a lot of things. You must understand that every body is different, genetics dictate most of it. Diet and exercise helps a lot also, but perhaps the most important after that is just how horny you are and how much effort you're willing to put in for the reward. So lets get down to learning how to blow your load like a pro. #1 Diet - Most important in the structure of diet is hydration, water, drink water, please, lots of it. No coffee, soda, sports/energy drinks, etc. Tea and juice of th… Read more

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Do you like girls, but there's just something about a hard cock that turns you on even more? What is it about shemales and crossdressers that makes you cum really hard? It's probably because you're gay and you want to have sex with a man. It's time to stop lying to yourself - you're not 'curious' or bisexual, you're a fag. It's time to go fully gay and accept what you are. Fortunately, I have a multi-step program to help you. Just follow these day-by-day instructions and you'll embrace your inner faggot and become the homo you know you were meant to be. DAY 1 - This one is simple… Read more

Men can squirt like women! I discovered this a few years ago. I’m sure a lot of you are wondering how this is done. How it works: This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do: Step 1. Go in a private area. Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there. Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis. Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis. Step 5. Masturbate l… Read more

Depending on how the guy is positioned determines how I go about wearing a guys ass out. At first I like to be easy getting the strap on in his ass. This has a tendency to get him more relaxed. Once I have finally fully penetrated his ass I always like to wiggle my hips making sure the lube gets spread all around inside. I mean, lets face it, once its buried deep inside its inevitable that hes going to take it deep and sometimes rough after this point so why skimp on the lube. After pushing it deep inside its always a good idea to pull out a little and add more. Really at this point how i poun… Read more

   These days, I'm dedicated to made real a project long time dreamed... In the same way the United States built "the bomb" after the Second World War, I'm constructing "the machine". That is. My own fuckingmachine. I've tried some times to do something like this years ago, but all my attempts were a complete disaster. Many times I had problems to find a suitable engine, some others was the impossibility of find an appropriate speed control...    And, of co… Read more

I teach guitar as a boost to my income. A few years back I was teaching a well off young guy aged 20. He was slim dark haired and about 5' 6''. He was a good pupil and picked things up quickly. The first few times he was painfully shy but started to relax after a few sessions. I had to sit beside him often to show him the finger positions on the frets. Initially this used to get him a bit fidgety. I told him it needed to be done for him to learn. It wasn't long before he was able to put enough chords together to play a half decent ballad. "It won't be long before you can play something for t… Read more

I remember the time when I was younger the neighbour we had was a bit of a bossy woman, somewhat snobby. She was always telling us off about the slightest thing. When I was about 17 her husband passed away and she started to mellow, plus I was a bit older too. By the time I was 20 she was about 65. I went out my way to help her with things such as DIY and so on. She never ever made a habit of making sure her house robes were very secure which resulted in me being treated to an eyeful of still quite firm gran flesh. She was quite obviously leaving her skirt in such a manner that showed a lot o… Read more

A few years back I was in the pub with a friend. He had a bit of a reputation as a bit of a sexual perv! We were having a drink when he put it to me that it might be fun to attend a 'tranny' party he knew was going on. 'What is it exactly?' I asked. He explained that it was aparty hosted by a group of CDs and a few traps, mainly for the purpose of hooking up with a guy. A few beers and whiskeys later I said it'd be a good idea to go and find out what it was like. We arrived at the party just after midnight. It was a mature CD who opened the door to us. He/she kissed us both on the cheek and… Read more

When he first slides his black dick in you, it’s going to feel strange at first. Actually, anal sex always feel strange. It’s hard to explain but the whole thing just feels wrong. I don’t mean that in a moralistic or bad way. I mean, it just literally feels unnatural because you’re using an exit as an entrance. Funnily enough though, that’s how you derive a lot of enjoyment from it. The unnatural feeling enhances the pleasure. You know how when you watch people getting fucked in gay porn, there’s all this moaning, and you’re just like, “yeah, right. they’re acting”? I can’t be for sure obvious… Read more

7 Signs you're Gay You fucking wish you were a real man... well just get over it because you never have been and you never will! In fact, Ill bet you that you're actually gay... even if you dont want to be!!! haha - homo! Okay seriously bitch, you need to be honest with this mini-quiz... you need to get over the denial and fear and when you know your should answer yes, just do it... If you really want to know once and for all if you're a cock smoking queer, or not - then just be honest when you answer and then we will see... if you're a raging homo gay lord! 1. You have thought or s… Read more

You might be wondering just why it matters that your cum tastes really good. It is simple. Ladies like men who have sweet cum. If you want your girl to keep coming back for more and love you even better, you need to make your cum as appetizing as possible. Making Your Jizz Taste Better If you are a party a****l, you are in for a big disappointment. This is because the first thing that you need to do is to limit your intake of alcohol, d**gs, cigarettes and even junk food. Research shows that vegetarians, whether males or females, tend to have bodily secretions that taste better. Therefor… Read more

I got my first penis pump in the late 90's. I have never had any sort of erectile issues, but obviously I enjoy being hard as you can see in my pics and vids. My first attempts with pumping were so bad that I didn't even try again until about 4 years ago. Since I had paid under ten dollars for my first one, with the blood pressure reader kind of squeeze knob, I decided to go a bit higher and get one with more of a lever type hand pump. I had read some tips as well and found out that the more pubic hair you have, the worse the seal would be. No seal, no suction, no throbbing 9 inch dick. And by… Read more