About

About me? Let me know if you figure it out, Id like to know too...

If you're looking for a dumb slut, keep moving. I guarantee I can run rings around 95% of you.

I approve all friend requests, I don't care. You're all cunts anyway you slice it.

So heres the deal. I cant afford all the pretty clothes I want. I want more clothes, you want more videos. For every outfit that gets sent to me from my wishlist, I will make at least one video wearing it. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! I plan on doing most of these videos with BIG DICKED MEN. so if you perverts want to see me wrap my lips around a big hard cock, if you want to hear me moan as I cum, just send me something to wear!

http://amzn.com/w/3FFYO0ONHN9RD (Gift Card)
http://amzn.com/w/205P5UJXAAYS8 (Clothes)
http://amzn.com/w/1N28UI73EUEZS (Clothes)
http://amzn.com/w/378IJXF4D1O6Y (Sex Toys)
http://amzn.com/w/2EC5RVWEPGLR6 (Shoes)
http://amzn.com/w/211R2BRNYS4BP (Non sexy stuff I want)

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LETS GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST
If you want to **FUCK** me, you need to seduce me with your **BRAIN**. Use grammar, spelling and punctuation. I am here for sex **AMONG OTHER THINGS**, but if you'd like to have sex with me, a four word message will not make me wet.

Secondly
**I AM A LITTLE HIGH MAINTENANCE**
You will score a lot of points with me if you send me things that I need or want from my wishlist, or by donating to me on paypal.

and THIRD
If you want me to Dominate you, and we are not in a relationship, you will PAY for it. I don't do charity, and I am sick and tired of pathetic little men only being submissive up until they have to reach for their wallets. GET TO KNOW ME, SHELL OUT THE CASH, OR FUCK OFF. Can I be any more clear?

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ABOUT ME
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Hi! I'm Luna, and despite all that nasty business up there, I am usually pretty nonbitchy. I know right, you've hit the jackpot! I am an intelligent, passionate, polyamorous CD. I drink pretty regularly, sometimes heavily, but I have no dependency on alcohol. I don't mind smoking, but I have never sought out cigarettes. I will try most drugs at least twice, but I already have a long list of the ones I do and do not like.

*I am sarcastic. I am offensive on purpose for comedic effect*

Please let that sink in. It deserves its own emphasis. Its important to remember that if you message me or read one of my comments.

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Lets go to the bedroom!
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Time to talk about preferences! These are suggestions of course, if you are intelligent enough to turn my gears, it doesn't matter what you have going on otherwise. I will like you.

**I LIKE**
Butts
BBW Women
Older partners [26-50ish]
Butts
Tops of any gender
Submissives of any gender
Dominant Males
Butts

**I ENJOY PARTICIPATING IN**
BBW Facesitting
Orgies/gangbangs/threesomes
Being the subject of Voyeurism
Makeup Parties
Plenty more! If you want to know if I am into what you are, feel free to ask! I promise to be kind in at least the first message.

**I DO NOT LIKE**
Stereotypes, especially jocks or annoying gay guys who use 'that voice'
Knives, Needles, Blood, Urine or Feces
Those who use D/s as an excuse to have an abusive relationship.
Will Ferrell
Those who do not understand sarcasm
Being asked to move across the country to live with you. My terms for such adventures can be found [here][https://fetlife.com/users/1606296/posts/1312332]

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F.A.Q
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*hi ur hot can i ad u*
No.

*Why are you being mean?*
I am probably being sarcastic. Or you're stupid and I hate you.

*Do you have a cock?*
YES! And I love it. Feel free to perv my pics, its in there.

*Do you put out on the first date*
Usually

*Who would win in a fight between Superman and a Grilled Cheese Sandwich?*
Grilled Cheese. Superman isn't real. He forfeits.

*Who would win in a fight between Batman and a Grilled Cheese Sandwich?*
Christian Bale loves a good Grilled Cheese.

*Do you want to join me and my partner/come to an orgy sometime?*
YES! I will want to get to know you a little beforehand to make sure you arent planning on skinning me, but unequivocally YES!

*Why do you post so much/like so many pics/clog up my feed?*
I'm sorry but I love Fetlife. I am on here all the time. If you don't want me clogging your feed, just pony up the dough to support Fetlife and use the Gagged Friends function.

*Are you a student?*
I used to be, and one day I will be again. I want to get a degree in programming and web design from California Polytechnic. Fingers crossed!

*Wow you swear a lot... Stoppppit*
People who swear are often the smartest. Fuckface.

*Have you ever been to another country?*
I have not. I've been to Canada, but that's basically America Light. I would love to though! I've heard nothing but amazing things about Prague, Tokyo, Sydney and London.

*Do you fuck animals?*
Not since I escaped the desert island, no.

*Could you help me be a better CD?*
Absolutely! If you're near me I can help you with your makeup, or I am always keen on giving out free advice.

*Do anything nerdy?*
Oh hell yes. Harry Potter, D&D 3.5, video games and internet memes are like 90% of my life.

*D&D huh? I roll a 25 on my charisma check..*
That is oddly effective... ;)

*How many people have you been with?*
Does it really matter? Its none of your business really. Lets just say more than a few.

*Please Mistress, will you dominate me?*
Probably. But if you don't attempt to get to know the person I am under the makeup, expect for me to use you as a walking wallet and humiliate you. If you're into that, I can most certainly oblige.

*Do you skype/msn/yahoo/AIM?*
Yes I do.

*Will you cam with me?*
Not for free. $175 per hour, donated to my pay pal. Message for details.

*How do you feel about working, girl?*
I support a persons right to have sex for whatever reason they choose, including transactional sex. However seeing as that is illegal, you should probably message me about joining my cause to get the law changed... ;)

*How do you feel about feminism/veganism/being green?*
Negatively. Unless your name is Kermit and youre made out of felt. Then you can be green. I've heard its not so easy. Go you.

*Why do you like fat women so much?*
If I wanted to fuck a woman with the curves of a ten year old boy, I would just become a Catholic Priest and fuck ten year old boys. You enjoy your twigs.

*Do you do any fetish modeling?*
I would love to try, but not currently.

*Whats it like being half and half?*
Its been interesting. Some mornings I wake up and I wanna just grab a girl, push her up against a wall, bind her wrists and have my way with her. And some mornings I wake up and want to be that girl. Tis a fun ride.

*I want to send you a pizza.*
I love pizza. Message me for my ordering details. :)

*I saw a squirrel.*
Was it doing like this? PTHPTHPTHPTHPTH

*Why do you like butts so much?*
Get the fuck out. Why WOULDN'T I?

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The End!
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Congrats! If you read this far, it means you should message me! Use the super secret codeword so that I know you read all of this. Todays secret word is: **BUTTSLOL**