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farmbitchone 3 years ago

1. A bit of crumpet

2. A bit of “How’s yer father?”

3. A bit of the old in-out, in-out

4. Accommodation

5. Act of darkness

6. Adult naptime

7. Afternoon delight

8. Aggressive cuddling

9. Agreeing on stuff

10. Amorous congress

11. Assault with a friendly weapon

12. Attacking the pink fortress

13. Baking the potato

14. Balling

15. Bam-bam in the ham

16. Banana in a fruit salad

17. Bandicooting

18. Banging

19. Barneymugging

20. Basket-making

21. Batter-dipping the corn dog

22. Beard-splitting

23. Beating guts

24. Bedroom rodeo

25. Being intimate

26. Belly-bumping

27. Bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states

28. Bisecting the triangle

29. Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr

30. Blowing the grounsils

31. Bludgeoning the flaps

32. Bodging

33. Boffing

34. Boinking

35. Bonestorming

36. Boning

37. Boom-boom

38. Boppin’ squiddles

39. Bouncy-bouncy

40. Bow-chick-a-wow-wow

41. Bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house

42. Bruising the beef curtains

43. Buckwilding

44. Bulging the back of the old onion bag

45. Bumping uglies

46. Buttering the biscuit

47. Burping the worm in the mole hole

48. Burying the weasel

49. Bushwacking

50. Buying Frisbees

51. Buzzing the Brillo

52. Carnal knowledge

53. Cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket

54. Caulking the tub

55. Cave-diving

56. Charvering

57. Checking the oil

58. Chesterfield rugby

59. Christening the yak

60. Churning butter

61. Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom

62. Clicketing

63. Clunge plunge

64. Commixtion

65. Completing the jigsaw puzzle

66. Corking the onion

67. Crashing the custard truck

68. Creaming the Twinkie

69. Crunching guts

70. Crushing buns

71. Cully-shangying

72. Dancing in the sheets

73. Dancing the goat’s jig

74. Daubing the brush

75. Dickening

76. Digging up the sand crab

77. Dinky-tickling

78. Dipping the crane in the oil well

79. Dipping the stinger in the honey

80. Dipping the wick

81. Disappointing the wife

82. Docking

83. Doddling

84. Doing it

85. Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

86. Doing the Devil’s dance

87. Doing the dirty deed

88. Doing the dipsy doodle

89. Doing the do

90. Doing the hibbety-dibbety

91. Doing the horizontal greased-weasel tango

92. Doing the mystery dance

93. Doing the nasty

94. Doing the wild thing

95. Doinking

96. Doodle-bopping

97. Doodling

98. Drabbling

99. Driving Miss Daisy

100. Dunking the dingus

101. Enraging the cave

102. Entangling the lower beards

103. Entering the castle

104. Exploring Punarnia

farmbitchone 4 years ago

Melons are often a synonym for female breasts. But melons are not only a possible stimulant for the eyes and hormones, a melon can also be a fun and effective accessory if you want to have some solo fun. A melon is soft and moist – like the inside of a vagina. The only downside is the inside temperature, which is not the same as the inside of a warm vagina. But we will deal with this problem as well – but one step at a time.
How to prepare a melon for masturbation?
First, you have to cut a hole into the melon that will be appropriate for your cock with a knife. The right hole should be a bit smaller then the circumference of your penis. Take some of the insides out, but not all of it. Leave most of it in. The toy is almost ready. If you really want to feel “at home”, you must only warm it up. You do this simply by putting it into the oven for a few minutes.
Before sticking your penis inside, make sure about the inside temperature. You can do this with your finger, but this is not the most reliable method. If you want to be truly sure, take the temperature with a thermometer. The appropriate temperature should be the same as the vagina’s during the time it is aroused. At those moments, the temperature is a degree or two above the average body temperature.