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Well Hammys...... By now you already know that xHam has gone into panic mode and deleted untold numbers of galleries/vids, I'm sure as a response to all the news about P0rnhub deleting things too. My pics were one of the casualties (most likely because my profile isn't verified) regardless of the fact that the most "risque" pic was me in a bikini. This isn't me trying to start a pity party for my page, there are many uploaders who had hundreds and hundreds of galleries taken down without reason, and many of them weren't posting anything that was out of reason either. Those uploaders are far… Read more

Hello My Hammys :) As many of you know I've been working towards my Nursing degree for a while now, and thank god I'm almost done! I want to give big thank yous and lots and lots of big boobie hugs to everyone for being so supportive, and for providing me with lots of free porn to help me relieve stress when I needed too.... which is pretty much everyday ;P That being said, as I move forward in life to the professional world I feel that it's in my best interest to make a few minor changes to my xHam page in order to help protect myself and my employment opportunities. I don't think it's a… Read more

Ok Hammys, I’ve mentioned some of these things in my earlier blogs like “Tips for Chatting/Making Friends” but I’ve been asked (mostly by the ladies) to do a more specific blog about what NOT to say/ask when chatting with us on xHam. Before we get started, let me just say that this is not supposed to be any kind of “male bashing” blog or anything. This is something that will hopefully give the guys a better idea about how to chat with us ladies of xHam, and lead to better conversations and better friendships. BIG TIP #1 – DO NOT ASK FOR NUDES! Seriously. Do not. Ju… Read more

The average male ejaculation is about 3.7 mL (obviously they didn't test Peter North). 3785 mL = 1 Gallon So, simple math means that approx 1000 cum shots = 1 gallon of cum. Now that you know that, you can figure out how much you've actually cum, assuming you keep track of how often you jerk off. It also makes me wonder just how much cum has been shot for me.... So, down in the comments why don't you Hammys tell me: 1) How many times you've cum for me 2) How much you've cum overall. I'm very interested to see some of these numbers, hehehe. Happy Cumming Hammys! ;)… Read more

So this was pointed out to me a while ago, I was just too busy with things to write about it. http://xhamster.com/photos/rankings/alltime-commented.html Scroll to #9 and take a peek. It's my butt! ROFL. http://xhamster.com/photos/view/1036040-18010682.html Why am I pointing this out? Because you guys have made my butt one of the Most Commented Pic of All Time on all of xHam!!!! Holy crap that's amazing! I was kinda surprised that it wasn't a pic where you could see my boobs, lol, but still, it's pretty amazing! Anyways, I just wanted to take a quick moment to say a super huge "OMG THANK… Read more

Hello Hammys! I had a fun little idea the other day, and I want to try and make this a real thing cuz I think it would be cool. I've decided to create the first official xHam Holiday! I'm calling it "Thank Your Uploaders Day!" and we're going to celebrate it on June 9th. 6/9. 69! So easy to remember! :P All you have to do to celebrate is on 6/9 change your status to "Thank You Uploaders!" and then on any vids/pics/blogs you favorite on that day, be sure to send a "Thank You!" to whoever uploaded them. You can thank them in comments, or in a PM, or however you like. Eith… Read more

Well Hammys, I was so hoping that my first blog of 2014 would be a happy one, but unfortunately I have yet again been accused of the worst crime ever *ALERT* CRIME IN PROGRESS - INTERNETTING WHILE FEMALE - SEND ALL TROLLS AND SPAMMERS IMMEDIATELY!! Things have been super cold (it's Alaska in January, big surprise there) and I couldn't sleep any longer, so decided to log on and check some messages from my Hammys. And lo and behold what did I find? Oh happy day! A troll! Praise the Lord! Hello Masterdog! W… Read more

So I had my status posted as "Vibrators are the best!!!!" and I wasn't really anticipating getting annoyed by the responses to it, but here goes: Men of xHam, you are correct on the following rhetorical and obvious points - 1) No, my vibrator is not a real penis. It's like if I said "I love Skittles" and you respond "Yeah, but it's not like eating real fruit". Good job Captain Obvious, gold star for you. 2) No, my vibrator does not have a tongue. If it were intended to be a substitute for a tongue, why is it shaped like a penis? It's not, so why is a tongue being brought into… Read more

Hello my Hammys! I've decided to write this blog because it's a question I get asked often - How do I make new/good friends on xHam? I know other people have written about this too, so hopefully between their tips and mine, we'll all make xHam a better place :) Big Tip #1 - Be Active! 1) Fill Out Your Profile! "Say what? Click on boxes and type information? I'm here to look at porn, not take an exam." If that's your outlook on xHam, then by all means, go for it and enjoy your time. But if you're looking to make friends then you're going to need to p… Read more

Hello My Hammys! :) First of all, I just want to say a big "Thank you!" to everyone who has made xHam fun for me. Even with all the craziness that goes on, good friends are what keep me coming back (okay, and free porn too, lol). Well, hmmm, let's see, this is kind of a random update, but I thought it would be good to just let everyone know what I think about xHam in general, and what I think about my own page overall on here. When I first made a page on here, I thought "Oh, it'll be a nice little naughty corner of the interwebz for me to watch some videos, look at pics, maybe even… Read more

Hello my Hammys, I didn't want to have to write about this topic, I always try to just be polite and positive and focus on having fun, but unfortunately some random jerkfaces on this site have taken to harassing me, and a girl can only take so much before she gets mad and has to vent some steam. Apparently I'm guilty of the worst crime on xHam - IWF, Internetting While Female. (Please note the italics to denote sarcasm) I'm not going to get into any details or name any names, I'm just going to say that there is a MASSIVE double-standard online. It's perpetuated by the jerks/b… Read more

Hmm, well, one of the reasons I got on this site was to meet new people and chat with them, and so far I've had a lot of ups and downs with that, but the people that I do chat with regularly make it worth it to keep coming back :) Anywho, I thought I'd fill you all in on a few more things about me that I get asked a lot (both sexual and non-sexual) so that you can get to know me better. I'll try to keep this updated as I think of things, but you can always PM me if you have any other questions. Just FYI, I don't mind sharing parts of my life on here, but please don't be rude or pushy… Read more