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What are my thoughts on friend requests, you ask? Glad you did. First, have some degree of your profile completed. Second, have some favorites, or content, or something on your page. If you have some detail, have some favorites, but no content, I am good with that. No content, no profile detail, no favorites, do us both a favor and don't send me a request.

Additionally, for all those anal orifices sending requests asking what I would be willing to do or like to do to teenage girls. Don't bother sending them to me. There is not a level of hell deep and dark and torturous enough for you folks. I will automatically block you and report you. Have a nice day!

Original: I previously had a line that read "just a guy who likes amateur porn". Some moron, sorry that is insensitive. Some feeble-minded neophyte, kept telling me he was not into gays. My profile clearly states my sexual preference. But, in an attempt make it easier for the simpler folk, this is a revised message.

I am a dude. I am married to a woman and have been for over 20 years. I enjoy watching amateur porn. She knows about it and is good with it. To quote the great movie line, "I prefer tacos to sausage."

Gay is great for those who are. I am not.

Oh, and I'm a bit of a smartass.