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so came home from work and my roommate was watching tv. I noticed that her gold flats were alittle dirtier than the last time I took pics of them. So I already knew I'd take a few pics later and keep you all updated on their status/dirtiness. I settle down with her as she watched teen mom, I start to play alittle golf on my phone. OUT OF FUCKN LEFT FIELD she shoves her left toes right under my nostrils...not nose, nostrils! I FUCKN SHIT YOU NOT FOOT FIENDS! She. Put. Her. Smelly. Toes. Under. My. Nostrils. Lol. She asked me if her feet smell because she hasn't been wearing socks with her f… Read more

(cats?)Backstory: So there I was..... hanging out with my roommate and her feet. Just as things were gettin pretty fuckn sweet, my telephono slipped out of my fingars and tickled her foot. SHIT! I was crouched in a semi-fetal position at the foot of her bed for approximately 10 minutes. What better time to delete sound (shitty night time TV anyway, your not missing much). Oh..her 2 cats were like deviant voyeurs about half the time. Fuckn creepy lol. side note: it was weird, while I was in my crouched/fetal position, she pulled the blankets up to mid-thigh. Almost on purpose or k… Read more