About

I have the biggest dick you have ever seen. No lie, this is the biggest dick in the world. Not only that, but it is the hardest. It is the most perfect penis you could imagine. It is both beautiful and magnificent at the same time. You could not imagine a more wonderful penis.

Also, I can make a woman cum by just looking at her. Don't even need to touch her- just look. That's all a woman needs from me to make her cum. One look. Best orgasm she will ever have.

I have never paid for sex, why would I have to? I am the most attractive man on the planet. Women are queuing up to have sex with me. They ought to pay me really. They are very grateful of the opportunity to sleep with me.

Anyone that disagrees with this is obviously a very stupid person. Like really stupid. Probably not even had sex before. Probably a virgin. I pity them, I really do.

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Sorry couldn't be arsed to write my own profile so just copied and pasted someone else's off here. Unfortunately I think it might have been Donald Trump's. Ah well...

Seriously I'm just here to chat- chilled out, have a busy job and need a place to let off some steam and let my naughty horny side out. I love chatting with people here and having some fun. I like hiking, skiing, music, American TV drama and oral sex