The other day I saw a vid that had a guy in it and his name was Jack Hammer. What a great porn name. So it got me wondering, what other funny or unusual porn names can you guys and girls out there come up with? Here's a couple I came up with Jack Wad and his little brother Spit Wad… Read more
God talks to Tebow
God----"Timmy----Timmy----Wake up you jackwagon!!" TT---"Huh--wha?--who's there , who is that?" God---"It's me you idiot, who else talks to you when your jerking off and having wet dreams.---You should stop masturbating so much, you'll go blind you know. Maybe that's why you can't hit any of your receivers!" TT---"Sorry God, I can't help it, you won't let me get laid until I get married, and God only knows when that will happen" God---Shut up you whiney little clit. Listen, I graced you with a talent and you blew it. Do you know how much money I lost to Satan on that Pats game you… Read more