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DO NOT MESSAGE ME BEFORE READING THIS!

Seriously, I do NOT respond to "hey what's up", "you're hot", "nice tits" etc. While I appreciate the fact that you want to talk to me, it actually just pisses me off that I took the time to explain what I'm NOT looking for, and you sent it anyway. I will never respond to you if you do this. Seriously.

Please read before sending me a friend request! I will not accept it if you:

- are a woman. I have enough friends, and you don't turn me on.
- are outside the US, Canada, UK, and certain European countries.
- don't have a real profile pic - of yourself.
- have no photos or videos posted. Either you or your content has to interest me.
- are younger than 25 or older than 50.
- are a friend collector.
- clearly have not read this.

I don't cam, and I rarely chat. If you plan to send me a message that just says "hey sexy" or "what's up?" or something equally banal - please don't bother. There is zero chance that I'll respond. The same if you lead with a crude comment. If you write something intelligent or witty, I might - but in my own time. Please don't be impatient or take it personally.

I do like younger men, especially those who are tall with athletic builds. But no - I do not want to be your mommy.

And of course, you do not have my permission to copy manipulate or use any content that I have on this site.

If you like my pics, leave a comment. :) xo