A soldier ran up to a nun, Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police officer ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the Military Police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to war to Iraq . The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs, love you in those nylons and garters, b… Read more
Cumming of age
I remember it was the fall of 1964, I had graduated from parochial elementary school, and was attending public school for the first time, in grade nine. I was amazed at how much more "womanly" the girls looked in the ninth grade. The young ladies were much nicer dressed in public school. Even the same girls that I knew in Catholic school, that wore bobby socks or black tights back in Catholic school, now wore tight skirts with gartered nylon stockings with various height stiletto heels. A new uniform in a new school? Lucky me! I recall having trouble listening to the teachers. I was distr… Read more