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The new and improved (?) xHamster

Perhaps I am just one of those old dogs that has problems learning new tricks... I have really been trying to get into the groove with the new xHamster platform. Wait; let me back up, first I should state, for the record, I always found the old platform so simple to use. Everything on the homepage was accessible with a click or two. Everything was concisely displayed, no major searching or changing of screens to find what you needed. It was VERY user friendly. And in fact, as long as they allowed it, I always went to the bottom of the page to check the box for “Old xHamster. But with technolog… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 5 years ago 24

CraigsList Personals – R.I.P.

Although there were always a lot more Bots, scammers, Pros seeking clients and such on Craigslist than real people, now that the personals are closed there aren't any options, at least not good ones, that I have found for actually meeting real people. I myself met people through Craigslist. In fact I blogged about a couple of those episodes. But those days are gone. Another thing about Craigslist was sometimes even when you weren't looking for anything, it was fun just to cruise the ads, see what was posted, especially in the “No-Strings-Attached” section. Over the years I saved a… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 6 years ago 18

I am holding my own, I have a frim grip on my sex

Everyone masturbates. Those who say they don’t are lying. Somehow someway we all indulge in one onanistic activitie or another. For example, one thing I like to do when I take my daily shower, is I get the water as hot as it will go. I have one of those handheld shower nozzles so you can reach everywhere. Everywhere… Once the water is really hot, I put one leg up on the soap dish so that I'm nice and spread apart, and I train that hot spray of water right on the bottom of my ass. Then I slowly, oh so slowly, start directing the hot stream forward. First, it reache… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 6 years ago 14

An encounter in our nation's capitol.

As you can probably tell from my avatar as well as a number of of the things I have posted on here, that I am very oral! And I definitely believe that it is better to give than to receive. I love pleasuring a woman orally; it is my all-time favorite activity. Last past month I met a lady in my hotel room in DC just for that purpose. We had connected - you guessed it – on Craigslist. She came to my hotel room and we politely introduced ourselves. She was an attractive lady obviously in a very prestigious job in Washington, DC. We chatted only briefly and then she said without fanfar… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 7 years ago 28

An updated section of my profile ... preferences

I really enjoy the content here on xHamster. In videos, I usually prefer mature women. You'll see a lot of mom/son role playing videos in my favorites, but I have no interest in actual i****t. However those role playing videos are usually the best videos for Mature sexy women. I also like role playing Daddy-Adult (not) Daughter (I used to do role-play via phone for wed-sire a while ago, to be honest). So those videos are interesting to me (and who I role-play with) also. Some other favorite types/categories: Amateur (they are the most honest), BBW, blow-jobs, casting (I ac… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 7 years ago 6

The Challenge...

I walk into the bathroom and I see you in the tub. Your skin is flushed and your head back, I know you have “The Jets” trained right where you want them. I’ve always been intrigued by your “Can you make me cum better than my water jets” challenge. Jericho v Jacuzzi... What the hell, I'm up for it... I approach, you hear me and start to move, but I motion for you to stay where you are. I look into your eyes and I slip my hand beneath the water, I find your pussy… I can feel the water pulsing against the back of my hand as I cease the flow and you glare at me. “Try” your ey… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 8 years ago 3

Oral - How I do would it for you!!!

I begin with foreplay. Kissing which will lead to more intense kissing, and fondling. I listen, wait to hear your breath quicken, then I remove your clothing. The fondling increases, as I cup and manipulate your breasts, gently, but firmly capturing your hardening nipples between my fingers. All the while alternating from probing your mouth with my kisses and tongue to lightly kissing your neck, the top of your chest... a constant ballet of kisses and sensation. All the while, my fingers deftly play with your breasts and nipples. My hands feel your chest heaving with excitement, you… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 9 years ago 9

One Weekend's at Mrs. Glass' House

I went to college in the same town where I grew up, as did a group of my friends. Whenever we left campus for the weekend we would take turns hanging at each other’s places, and sometimes we’d end up crashing in guest rooms, on couches or such. (Due to too much partying.) One of my friends had a game room with a pool table in the basement, so we would most often go there. His mom was a very attractive lady. Back then, the term MILF was unknown, but had it been, she would have certainly qualified. She was about 5’10 with long brunette hair and a firm body (she played tennis a lot) and my g… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 9 years ago 27

Read - Impotant info re: embedded videos on xHamst

PLEASE read this. All of it. And be aware, the FBI Virus has shown up on many files here on xHamster. The "FBI Virus" is a very, very dangerous virus that can cause you to lose your computer. If you get it opening a file on xHamster, DO NOT TOUCH IT, don't click on anything in it. I did a couple years back and lost my desk top computer, every thing on it. IF YOU GET IT, it won't even let you close the window, so don't try. You can try accessing task-manager and see if it will close from there. But do not click on ANYTHING on the screen. If Task-manager can't close it, then turn of… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 9 years ago 8

At the Truckstop

I reached over and unbuttoned her flimsy top. Then unfastened and removed her bra letting her large breasts swing free. I reached over to her trophy breasts and stroked them until her dark nipples were rock hard. I started to squeeze them harder and harder until she moaned oh so quietly, moving on the seat suggestively. It felt so good but she knew she couldn't make any noise. Not in the truck-stop men’s room! I bent to her and began to lick her now tender nipples – then started to suck them, alternating between deep suction and nibbling on them gently. Soon the nibbling change… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 9 years ago 11

A massage with numerous happy endings...

A Lady on Craigslist posted that she was in town for business and wanted a massage with a happy ending from a “mature” gentleman. I contacted her, gave her my qualifications and we agreed to get together. I met her for coffee and a “get to know you” chat, where she told me she had asked for older, because she had made a non-specific post when she first got into town and that she had responses from all younger men. And that most of them didn’t actually want to give her the massage; they wanted to have sex with her. A couple of guys did seem nice and said they could massage her and give t… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 10 years ago 15

Ladies, a quick course on how to turn on your man.

Well, these are things that really turn ME on, and I am sure they would work for your man, or ANY man! Eye Contact. It means you’re actually into me. I love eye contact. It excites me to gaze into the mystery of a woman’s eyes. Tease me with your attire. Make me break that eye contact, by wearing something provocative. Not slutty, but stimulating. Okay, there ARE times slutty works, but I mean, in general, be a tease with what you wear, make my eyes want to drift from yours to your cleavage. Or your thighs. A low neckline or high skirt is an instant turn-o… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 10 years ago 9

Carnal Karaoke - Singing can be a real turn on!

I have a confession to make. I sing Karaoke. I don’t mean I get drunk and sing embarrassingly. I mean I have sung in (and on occasion won) competitions. There was a local spot in the valley we liked to visit. A couple of us we working a show together, and some nights we’d so there to unwind. We couldn’t enter the tournaments, as we were “professional singers”, but we still had fun… During the course of the show, one woman and I really hit it off. She was a super hot MILF. Long read hair. Green eyes to die for. A body build for sin. She was so hot, and I couldn’t help staring a… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 10 years ago 5

One Night At The Adult Video Book Store - Part 2

Here in Carolina PART II We walked back to the lounge, and had a soda. No one we knew was still there, so we made polite conversation for awhile, the cruised through the Video area one more time. Not much action there, so we headed out… but as we passed the couples room, we stopped. I suggested we check it out. I paid the entrance fee and we entered the room. There was one other couple in the room, both very “ivy league” looking… Dressed complete, they sat side by side on the couch furthest from the door. We sat down on the first couch, leaving an empty couch between us.… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 10 years ago 28

One night at the Adult Video/Book Store...

Here in Carolina, there is an adult Video/book Exchange store that at one time (its different now, I hear) had many offerings for its patrons. Adult books and novelties, of course, videos, DVDs, etc… But in addition to the usual ABS array, they also had video booths, some with Glory Holes… The also had two adult movie theaters, constantly running straight porn in the larger one and gay flicks in the smaller. They also had a small area with chairs and couches where folks could sit and talk. Conversation, you see, the OTHER kind of intercourse. ;-) And last but not least,… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 10 years ago 11

Wet, Wild Weekend...

I was doing a presentation with a group of performers in an away over a weekend in Los Angeles. There was an actress on the trip, Candy, who was blond, very sexy - but most of the guys paid her much attention because they thought she was "out of their league". As such, she rarely got asked for company. She was however great friends with the artist I was rooming with. He was the host of the routine that weekend, a large, jovial gay man who was always a lot of fun. So after the final evening’s performance, the three of us were sitting in his and my room drinking after the show, and he… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 10 years ago 9

A Nighttime Visit from my brother’s lady.

My brother Rob and I live far apart. I only get to see him about once a year. We sit, drink beer. Catch up on things. Swap stories… He has a lady friend Paula who has lived with him for 20 years. They just never got married… But they seem to be doing fine… Last time I visited, the three of us were sitting around talking and I kept trying NOT to stare at my Paula’s breasts – which was not easy. Because they are HUGE, and the whole time I was visiting, her nipples were hard, sticking out like thimbles under the cotton fabric of her tee shirts. My brother seemed not to notice. But… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 11 years ago 14

Sub-Contracting Lust. Part 2

Sub-Contracting Lust. Part 2 I had sporadic communications by phone and email with Jenny while I was away. She didn’t return all my calls or messages. When I returned, we were soon working together again. On our drive to location, she was friendly, but somewhat reserved. The job went well, and as we were driving back, she finally caved in and told me what she had been holding back. She had been, WAS having an affair with a man she met on a vacation. He was a policeman (a weakness of hers) and she was having sex with him often. She still had “feelings for me”, but I l… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 11 years ago 6

Sub-Contracting Lust. Part 1

Sub-Contracting Lust. Part 1 I had to hire some new members of my ensemble. I had a nice turnout and got some good people. One was a rather beautiful young lady who was eager, talented and very happy to be joining us. We frequently drove an hour and a half or more for engagements, often with others, but sometimes just the two of us. We had a lot of lively and spirited conversations, loads of laughs and found that we had many similar interests. We quickly became friendly. One night we returned to our rendezvous point so that she could get her get her car, and before exit… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 11 years ago 8

Blog... or Story?

When I write a "story", it is a fantasy. It may be based on or inspired by actual events that almost or kinda happened; or something that someone requested that I write about - but it's a fictionalized tale stretching reality; or just fiction that came to me. My blogs are a personal accounting of something that really happened to me. Names will be changed to protect the participants, but it is a retelling of actual events. SO, in other words: When I post a BLOG - it really happened. It is a documentation of something that I was involved in; without embellishment… Read more

Posted by JerichoX 11 years ago 3