So a funny girl i know wrote this: OHH GIRLS… Read more
have a laugh
then there was the dyslexic satanist sold his soul to santa :) ..... I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified. ..................23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin. Police believe the irish terrorists have set off the first No More Nails bomb. ..............then there was this dyslexic pimp .........bought himself a warehouse ..........Some b*st*rd's just nicked a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not too bothered abou… Read more
Moral of the day 1
Before sex, you help eachother get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked… Read more