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My favorite Limmerik joke

In the USA there is a gameshow where you have to make up short poems containing a special word with in one minute. In the final show there are only two people left: A rabby from New York and a farmer from NZ. They get the word "Timbouktou". The rabby is first. He starts: "I was a rabby all my life, I loved my c***dren and my wife, I read the bible through and through and I did it on my way to Timbouktou". The audiance is fascinated. Nobody belives that the farmer could top this. Now he starts: "When Tim and I to Melbourne went, we met some ladys in a tent, they were three… Read more

Posted by intrestedone 9 years ago

What is the thrill in reseving Tributes?

This is a Question i have since i came to this site, before I never heard of a girl asking me to cum on her pics. So why are some girls asking for it here? what is the thrill in reserving a tribute? I would be happy to get some answers! Greetings… Read more

Posted by intrestedone 9 years ago 1

was zum schmunzeln

Ein Triathlet traf zufälligerweise einen andern Triathleten in der Stadt, mit einem wunderschönen neuen Bike. Der erste Triathlet war absolut baff und fragte: «Wie kommst du zu einem so super Bike?» «Na ja, gestern war ich im Wald laufen, plötzlich begegnete mir diese wunderschöne Frau mit diesem Bike. Sie warf das Bike auf den Boden, zog sich splitternackt aus und sagte: Nimm, was du willst.» Der erste Triathlet nickte und sagte: «Super Wahl, die Kleider hätten dir sowieso nicht gepasst.»… Read more

Posted by intrestedone 9 years ago