inexistentmilestone's profile

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Newbie

4400 days on xHamster

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Personal information

I am:

Homicidal Dwarf Hamster, male, heterosexual

From:

Earth

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Interests
and fetishes:

Languages:

English, Russian

Education:

BA/BS (4 years college)

Occupation:

stuff

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Single

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Atheist

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Never

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Long

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Brown

Height:

5 ft 11 in (180 cm)

About me

"Homo homini penis est."

Whatever. A student (who cares?). Location is spoofed, too. I'm not living with my parents or anything like that.

Naïve enough to search for a smart and intelligent person to chat with on a porn-centric site (especially one who happens to be female and would partake in fetishes similar to mine (which can be quite accurately judged by my favorite media to the left)).