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So wow.. where do i start... online dating.. it's so shit isn't it?? however i've managed to snag a couple of one nighters, FWB's and relationships (although short) I have also managed a whole range of ages.... From my age all the way up to 65.... and let me tell you the 65 year old's pussy is amazing! (my current fwb) I've had car sex recently from a filthy single mother of 2 k**s who literally sent cum on my back seats staining them white. I've fucked another mother of 3 k**s in the back of her Audi and she had squirted not once, but three times! (my first squirting experience with an… Read more

Scrolling through tinder i notice i still have an old message from someone. She looks cute, but i assumed lived miles out, i didn't really engage with her, as i've had rubbish experiences with tinder (it never works!) It goes like this, she has a date this particular day, but she got cancelled on, so she was gonna go home and chill in her hot tub, i started being cheeky asking for photos and before you know it, i got the postcode and an all inclusive invite to the hot tub, my only invite gift? bottle of naughty prosecco! So i arrive and shes in the hot tub and i nervously get in and we are… Read more

So... i wing manned myself backwards and got the fat girls number, although she was actually a beautiful BBW. There were 3 girls and no-one really spoke to her. So i got chatting and arranged to meet her for a drink. Literally got to this cosy pub (eyes darting everywhere because everyone knew each other) i'm there all red... thinking, i'm just having 1 drink with my friend.. nothing fancy. She wore a low cut top, exposing her massive beautiful boobs, which i had to tell her it was quite difficult to avoid, and she kept on giggling say her eyes were up here! After chatting about mundane th… Read more

As a naturally shy/private person, i would never send dick pics to anyone, obviously there can be dire consequences, however more recently, maybe due to personal circumstances, i have now proudly snapped a photo which i'm actually ok with, normally i'd take 10 photos and hate them and delete them all. For now, this is me and i'm proud of it! :) Hope you enjoy ;) :P x… Read more

So a long term friend is always inviting me around his flat and he always lets me crash on the sofa when i'm there, his ex missus whom he still living there is cute, but annoying, i would fuck her but wouldn't be able to live with her. As we're all talking before bedtime (around 1,2am) the girl puts out her washing to dry right next to the sofa... i see lacey bra's... thongs, big undewear, small underwear, work bra's, sport bra's, she has a lot of underwear on here. Right as she does that she says, right i'm off to bed! sleep well! She closes the living room door and i start to get comfortab… Read more

It was just another boring evening out at a pub with friends, same old faces, same old stories and nothing really exciting.. i got introduced to a few new people, one of which was a 26 year old woman (who i thought was really old when i was 19 LOL!) oh how naive i was! She was a little on the chubby side, but still fitted a dress well, she had a clevage which i was staring at the entire evening and she probably didn't even know! At the end of the evening, we all said our goodbyes and i asked how she was getting home, she said she was walking, i laughed and said but its dark and dangerous, she… Read more

Diving deep into my memories again, i remember the glory days of MSN, the way we connected with our friends with silly emoji's and the annoying nudge feature to get their attention lol. Anyways, i remember talking to a girl who lived in my area, who went to a different school and she was on Bebo (like the baby Myspace at the time) after talking i got her email, so we spoke on MSN, it must have been like months before i considered we meet up, we had to trust each other lots. We sent each other photos, she wasn't exactly stunning, but also she was not Ugly. I would give her a 6/10 but upon seei… Read more

Now trying to tie everything together of why i absolutely love granny and granny porn! Used to be ashamed of it, but not anymore! I just love a good ole mature woman! Anyway! My mothers best friend, who ironically was an old lady used to come over all the time, almost every day, after school i find her here smoking, weekends, summer holidays, you name it, she was here. I found her quite annoying, because all she used to do is come over, laugh, drink and smoke. However, she used to also be barefoot most of the time, i was young at the time, around the same time i noticed my mum's sexy, smell… Read more

After finger fucking my first mature women when i was 19 (she was 26) (story will come later) a friend of hers (18 at the time) invited me over to hang out, i obviously jumped at this invitation and we had a nice long chat, but before long, a knock on the door and found out she has invited more guys over.... These guys were just immature lazy pricks who just wouldn't leave and wouldn't let me talk to her properly, so in the early hours i tell her i'm leaving, she plea's with me to stay but i say i got to get up for work early (lie). She then hugs me and says thanks for coming over and then a… Read more

Never thought i'd had a fetish, but i can clearly remember around 16 finding my mum just left her black leather shoes downstairs right by the sofa where she used to sit. These had a smart gold buckle on the outside and she always wore these. I was wondering why she left them there.. she was currently having a shower and i thought.. hmm.. they look worn, i picked one of them up and sniffed it, i gagged and thought fuck me... she has smelly feet! PHWOARR!!! Then for some reason i smelt them again! ewww... so cheesy.. wtf....i then smelt them for a third time and said last time and never touchi… Read more

My Mother in law returned from a 4 week holiday, and went round to hers just after she came back. It was the height of summer and she was wearing a full length dress, as she sat down i noticed she was barefoot... love it when she's showing her sexy feet. She was sitting in those computer swivel chairs and i'm sitting on the sofa, it's much lower and her belly is about my eye line. As she's talking about her holiday, she is pushing her foot on the ground making the chair swivel right and left and her legs are wide open.. there is a floor fan on high speed.. and she is also trying to cool her… Read more

It started off really innocently, didn't really care much for her or had any feelings for her.. As her main job involved cleaning, i thought the best win/win situation would be if i got her to clean my flat and still pay her. When she started she used to wear shoes, then slowly moved into flipflops... she always used to carry around her big bag full of crap, i then noticed a few times she brings her shoes, only to take them off for a full view! (see below). I can't believe my luck, she is in the kitchen singing while cleaning,… Read more

Probably like most people, i just cannot stop. Fascinated since i hit puberty, i assumed i would eventually get bored with wanking, looking at porn and grow up.. However it has been quite the opposite, it has grown stronger over the years and has helped with lasting longer in bed.. Also the bad news, because its an addiction, i can't give up and find even the smallest urge make me want to rush back home and masturbate, us guys... are loaded.. and its our own fault, most of us mean no harm.. we just don't think (when we watch/or perform sexual acts, we just do it!) I have probably watched… Read more